True Crime
Murder at Xanadu - Trailer
Dive into the mysterious world of 'Murder at Xanadu' with this captivating trailer. Follow the intriguing characters as they navigate a weekend getaway filled with luxury, secrets, and a sho...
Murder at Xanadu - Trailer
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Ms. Mansfield and Mrs. Mansfield, welcome to Zanadu, the gay way to Nirvana.
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You are right about how remote this spy is, but we are hours outside of Albuquerque.
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Well, it's very exclusive.
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I'm just so touched that you arranged this getaway for us.
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Oh, there are so many luxurious treatments, so many cool spiritual encounters.
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Did I forget to mention that Alice and Joy would be joining us this weekend?
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Yeah, who would you drink Martini's with if?
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I were your only companion.
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Joy, Wakefield.
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Are you sure this is in some sort of halt?
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Yes.
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If it is, sign me up.
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Alice!
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You look remarkable.
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Yes.
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And completely natural.
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Don't you think?
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You seem distracted, Joy.
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Are you okay?
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You'll never...
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Yes, what happened about that mountain?
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Some sort of epiphany?
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No.
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I'd say, as if there had been a bit of a struggle,
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the path was a mess.
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The gravel was everywhere.
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It looks like a gross...
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It's a jolly painting.
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I don't believe for one moment these two aren't involved in the tragic death.
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She thinks everything is a murder now.
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Well, we have had a string of unlikely occurrences.
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I do happen to think there are some fishy circumstances surrounding this untimely death,
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such as the tension between these two lovely sea-word heroes.
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What did you call them?
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Their names start with sea,
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and I didn't want to be offensive.
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Em-collipse-so.
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And everyone who comes to Zanadu
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arrives when they are ready to be here.
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And I am Celestia.
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Heavy.
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But women are waiting us at the entry as wearing a white touga.
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It does not bring me serenity.
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My name is Zanthia,
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and I am the proprietress and head priestess.
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But those aren't the only suspects.
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Who else could there be?
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These mystery men.
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I'm Jack Boyd.
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He's awfully matter-affect about having seen a corpse at the bottom of a ravine.
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You're the one who sounds like a detective.
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What was your name again?
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How about the silent one?
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Bennett Fleming.
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What's so special about this mod?
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This has nothing to do with us.
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This has everything to do with us.
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The mud, the samples.
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What did you make of that story about the missing professors?
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Pretty mysterious.
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That's right.
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I meant to spy.
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Is this a micro-dosing cult?
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I've been hearing a lot about this micro-dosing.
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The fable and falling network,
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where fiction producers flourish.
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Greetings, fans of the esoteric,
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and welcome to the trailer for Madam Magenta Sonas Mystica.
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Hang on, why am I doing my own trailer?
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Where will the people want to see their star, my dear?
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No one can see me, Bernard.
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This is a podcast.
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You know what?
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I should have that deep voice chap doing this.
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You know the one. What's his name?
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Oh, the strange name.
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Yes, sir.
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Like a fruit, red pepper.
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Yes, yes.
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You know, world, where something, something, something.
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That's the one.
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It's quite sexy, Bernard.
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Save that for later.
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No, I'm not sure I can keep it up.
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You've never had a problem before.
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But, oh, yeah.
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That was a very clever joke.
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Yes.
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I am a very turgid man.
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You are?
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I'm going to make a cup of tea.
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You do the trailer.
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Oh, right, you are.
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You know, world.
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Oh, grey or normal?
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Uh-oh, grey please.
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You know, world, where ghosts and angels walk amongst us.
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Flute, they float.
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Flute amongst us,
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stands one woman, magenta.
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Oh, god, my bloody spirit guides frozen the milk again.
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It's gonna have to be ice tea, I'm afraid.
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Oh, all right, Bernard.
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Uh, psychic medium.
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Oh, magenta.
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I can't do this anymore.
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Bernard, you won't get nodules.
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You're not a del.
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Well, actually, interestingly enough, that wasn't nodules.
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That was an exploding poly.
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Oh, go.
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Imagine that.
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Oh, exploding poly.
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Anyway, that's not why I can't do the trailer anymore.
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Oh.
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Do you mean-
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Yes, the angelic manifestation by the dog bed, yes.
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Oh, here we go again.
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What do you want?
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From the makers of mockery manner comes Madame magenta,
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Sonos Mystica, for all fans of the Isoteric.
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Available now wherever you get podcasts.