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This Was a Bad Idea!!!
In this episode of 'This Was a Bad Idea!!!', your favorite neighborhood realtors dive into a lively discussion filled with humor, pop culture, and a few drinks. Join them as they share their...
This Was a Bad Idea!!!
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Speaker A
The following podcast is a Dear Media production. Hello. Hello. Hi, everyone. It is Thursday yet again, and here we are, your favorite neighborhood realtors.
Speaker B
Reporting for.
Speaker A
This is actually what I would wear in my Realtor out, like, pig.
Speaker B
Like, you know how, like, they do that whole, like, hi, this is the house. Yeah.
Speaker A
I feel like we're about to sell the. Out of my housekeeper. I was like, I usually always let Princess or Kiefer pick out, like, the vibes for the outfit. MSK was like, I'm gonna wear a blue blazer. And I'm like, you know we're getting crunk, right? And then she's like, yeah, but we mean business. Wait, what did you say?
Speaker B
No, I said it's giving. Like, I don't even know I was giving. Like, it's like a cleanliness on a something. Something chaotic.
Speaker A
Oh, like you wanted. Like a. What is it called when it's like the opposite? Like.
Speaker B
Like we look like we're in business, but we want to.
Speaker A
We about to get crunk.
Speaker B
Literally. Yes.
Speaker A
I wonder what we're gonna look like at the end of the episode. Like we said last week, this episode, Ms. K and I, Well, I'm gonna be doing something I don't usually ever do, which is getting crunk in love. Yeah. So watch us get crunk this episode. Right after this intro. Earth to Bratman girl. You already know who it is, Period. And we're back. As you guys can see, we are inside. If you guys didn't watch last episode, we are struggling filming outside. It's always something new. So for the next couple episodes, until we get an on duty producer, we will be inside. It's just the vibe, honestly.
Speaker B
It's just the nature being nature.
Speaker A
Yeah. Every time we film outside, I always forget something. Or we always do things out of order. Like the last three episodes, I forgot to cue the intro. Or like, we would do our segments in the end. Speaking of segments, I just feel like this.
Speaker B
No, sorry. I just feel like it's like normal here.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's more vibey and it's like, not hot.
Speaker B
Yeah. But my drink of the day.
Speaker A
What is your drink of the day?
Speaker B
Is that alcohol over there?
Speaker A
We have the alky off camera. Just because I don't know if YouTube will flag it, but we do have a bartender in town today.
Speaker C
Hello.
Speaker A
We have Ms. Catalina. Should we pour our first shots?
Speaker B
Yes, we shall.
Speaker A
Okay. This is our drinkity drank of the day.
Speaker B
I want the no water shots.
Speaker A
And my. My chaser of choice is the Hawaiian Sun Pineapple orange.
Speaker B
Mine says the Pure leaf, extra sweet. You guys, I'm already gagging. Like, I.
Speaker A
Honestly, I'm like me and Ms. Kate. Well, I am more lightweight than Ms.
Speaker B
K. Ms. K. I can drink a little bit.
Speaker A
She can drink a little bit. I'm extremely lightweight, so I will be doing half shots. Even though Kat already took the liberty of not doing a half shot.
Speaker B
We should all.
Speaker A
Girl, she has to drive home.
Speaker B
Oh, no. Me and you.
Speaker A
Oh, I know. I feel like the first one should be kind of like a full.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh, God, I'm nervous. Gangnam style. Is that how you say no? And we will be taking a shot every 10 minutes. So if this is an hour episode, we're gonna take about five to six shots.
Speaker B
Today. We're only gonna be 20 minutes long.
Speaker A
Imagine. But that's the episode we said.
Speaker B
Everybody here.
Speaker A
Kat will also be asking us some. We just googled questions to ask the drunk people.
Speaker B
Should we take another shot?
Speaker A
No, bitch.
Speaker B
I feel like we should mine as well.
Speaker A
Okay, we'll start with two shots.
Speaker B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to get. I'm a man, girl. I'm getting warmer already.
Speaker A
And that's why you want to take another one?
Speaker B
Yes. Just get out of it. Out of the way. You know, fuel the fire. Halfies, please. Happy?
Speaker C
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker A
Half shot starts now. And we are drinking. Dj some Don Juli. These are Don Julio. Oh, yeah. Cheers.
Speaker B
Oh, my God.
Speaker A
You're. Oh, my Goding like it wasn't your idea. I ate a lot today, so I'm not that nervous about being too crunk. I have for getting you hungover. Okay, Ms. K, since we had the Ms. Cafe of the day, do you have any tea of the week? We're pre filming, so you're gonna.
Speaker B
Do you have any tea of the week?
Speaker A
What has been going on in the pop culture world? Damn, this alcohol already got me forgetting things. She's like, straight to the fatu girl.
Speaker B
Oh, wait, I do have a tea of the week. Okay, well, it's not really a tea for everyone, but it's a tea for us.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Have you seen the new episode of High Potential?
Speaker A
No. I know you have. I know your fake ass have, because, well, I was going to be real. A real ass be and watch it with Caddy, but when I went on my Hulu, it had already been watched.
Speaker B
How do you know it wasn't Kat that watched?
Speaker A
That's what I'm saying is I was like, it's one of these bitches.
Speaker C
Because I have my own thing without me, without.
Speaker A
So I was like, Okay, y' all want to be fake? I'm gonna watch the new episode then.
Speaker B
Oh, yeah. Oh, so we're the reason, right?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
I didn't wear the reason why Kat.
Speaker A
Came to work, and she was like, I can't believe you watched it without me. Cause the night before, I'm like, kat, you better not watch the new season without me. But, yes, one of our new. One of our favorite show is back on air. High potential, season two. And speaking of shows that we've been liking.
Speaker B
Yeah, no, I was literally just gonna say that we. Speaking of shows, we've been watching Project Runway as well.
Speaker A
I. We're giving law today. Both of us.
Speaker B
With the straight hair.
Speaker A
With the straight hair. Thank you so much. Law for the insp. Straight hair with the blazer.
Speaker B
Have you seen the new episode?
Speaker A
I have not seen the new episode, but I've seen a lot of drama around it. I've seen the new episode about our queen Vijay.
Speaker B
Yeah. It's giving. Let her speak.
Speaker A
Let her. I'm like, also, the way where the social media is so mean to a trans woman is crazy. I'm like, yeah, that's not what it's giving. But I love Vijay. I love her. I live for her.
Speaker B
I love her. She knows how to play. She's just tv. She is doing what everyone wants to do, which is tv.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
So.
Speaker A
And I'm living. I'm living. I'm living for vj. Yeah.
Speaker B
I'm like, yeah.
Speaker A
What? How? Oh, no. Chief of War comes out tonight. The finale.
Speaker B
The finale.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. I know. I keep saying I'm gonna catch up, but I'm literally still on episode six, so I still have seven, eight, nine.
Speaker B
Oh, my God. I'm still on episode four.
Speaker A
Oh, my gosh. Okay, we have a lot to cover.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
So no spoilers, please. And I promise, I already gave myself, like, the whole flight to go. When I'm in la, I will be.
Speaker B
Oh, you're gonna watch it there? Yeah, I just need a time. Like, I feel like I need to sit down for that.
Speaker A
Yeah. And, like, you have to, like, really read it. And if you stand up and grab something, it's so confusing. I'm like, what island are they in now? I'm literally like, wait, where? Where? What island? So it's definitely one of those shows where you have to, like, watch, but it's so good. And, of course, Drag Race Lesion Royale.
Speaker B
Oh, girl.
Speaker A
We've been loving.
Speaker B
We've been loving the house.
Speaker A
Any thoughts of just the season in general?
Speaker B
Oh, it's Amazing. I think I have my front runners, period. Yes.
Speaker A
Would you like to tell the.
Speaker B
I would love to say that it's going to be Venus and Arizona for top two.
Speaker A
I was going to say Venus. Maybe brigading Arizona and Suki has been coming up.
Speaker B
Yes. Low key girl, but we'll see.
Speaker A
Well, I love the fact that the.
Speaker B
Filipino girls are still giving, but yeah.
Speaker A
Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Okay, let me read my journal entry of the week. I don't even know if I have any journal entry to read for y' all anyways. Okay, you know what? Let me actually read one. One. Okay. So it's a. It's a shopping list and it's. This is a really short one. So next month, you guys, I will be going to Korea. Yes. Yes.
Speaker B
So fake.
Speaker A
I know, I know, I know. And then I made a list of things I want in Korea. Number one, another Birkin skin is itching of thickness. And number two, an ap.
Speaker B
An ap.
Speaker A
It's a watch. Like Audemars Wiguet.
Speaker B
A Paget watch.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Oh, my God.
Speaker A
I know. I feel like. I feel like I'm gonna fly into Japan and get them because I. I know that the vintage or like just shopping in general in Korea is more like skin care, makeup stuff. Japan is more like vintage clothing. So I might just fly, do a two hour trip.
Speaker B
We love a picket watch. It's giving luxury.
Speaker A
I. I deserve it. You do. So hard. And I don't have an ap. I feel like a baddie always needs an ap. And especially a baddie.
Speaker B
Ap.
Speaker A
AP is Ottoman Phaget automars. Let me google how it's pronounced.
Speaker B
No, you said two things.
Speaker A
AP is like the.
Speaker B
I know what a is. You know how I know what? It's kind of like bad that I know is because you know how, like, sometimes I wasn't like in this sugar daddy like thing. And so if I want to go to like a rich people house, like a rich event.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
I have to look at men's watch. Because men all love a good watch. And if you look at their watch, it depends on like, what. What they can afford.
Speaker A
Right.
Speaker B
So we're talking about like, you know, Rolex. Whatever. Whatever. Basic baguette. It's another level.
Speaker A
Yeah. Wait, let me. It's pronounced like. Oh, it's okay. It's pronounced like Audemars Piguet. Audemars Piguet. I'm so sorry. Ew. Audemars Piguet.
Speaker B
It's because you haven't. You don't have one yet. So you don't know how to say it. I don't have one.
Speaker A
I need one on my wrist.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Should we take another shot?
Speaker A
No, keeper. We're doing it every 10 minutes.
Speaker B
10 minutes.
Speaker A
What is this? And you keep complaining about being drunk. Give it a rest. Hold on. I mean, if we're gonna get drunk, our segments.
Speaker B
Okay, fine.
Speaker A
So those are the two things that I will be getting when I get to Korea or if I go to Japan, I might do a little layover. Layover. Or like a little side trip to Japan.
Speaker B
Just to what color?
Speaker A
Maybe an oak. Or like an oak. It's like a bronzy color. Or I might just do a white gold. Because, I mean, I always wear white gold, so one of those. I. I deserve it. I don't care what anybody says. I don't care. Showing off, bitch. I am.
Speaker B
I mean, it's your money, girl.
Speaker A
I do. I just want one.
Speaker B
Whatever you desire with your.
Speaker A
Every time I see one, somebody with one, I'm like, yeah, that has to be on my wrist.
Speaker B
And also, it's like, it's a brown bag. I don't get why you don't have a brown Birkin yet. It's just usually the first ones black.
Speaker A
Usually so cute to have. I have a couple and I'm like, I kind of want to collect.
Speaker B
It's his obsession.
Speaker A
It's my current obsession. Yeah.
Speaker B
You know how, like, we were talking about how, like, you get obsessed with, like, your hobbies?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
We're currently in an expensive hobby for him.
Speaker A
Yeah. Which is bad for my business managers. Hey, brat, if you're watching. Love you.
Speaker B
But at the same time, good, because it makes you want to, like, work more. Yeah, I guess.
Speaker A
Is there anything on your shopping list, Kiefer, that you would want? Ooh, what do you want me to get you in Japan? Korea?
Speaker B
A plane ticket?
Speaker A
Girl, you know you're always my plus one. If the brand gives me a plus one.
Speaker B
Yeah. Get me some noodles. Honestly, some instant ramen. I always ask for those. Instant ramen. Love a good insert ramen.
Speaker A
Okay, K Pop Demon hunter.
Speaker B
But surprise me. I love the shirt that you got me at stuff. Right.
Speaker A
Can you wear it next episode? Oh, wait, no. Next episode is already going to be the Halloween.
Speaker B
Halloween episode. Oh, my God, it's October.
Speaker A
O. I cannot wait for you guys to see our decorations in the attic.
Speaker C
Oh, we're going to shoot.
Speaker A
We're filming there. Like, we might as well. Like, it literally looks like a set.
Speaker B
My gosh, this 10 minutes is so long.
Speaker A
How long has it been Cat. Because this wants to take a shot so bad.
Speaker C
One more minute.
Speaker A
Oh.
Speaker B
Oh, okay. Okay, fine. We can survive. Okay, so, you know, like, us waiting for the minute. Yeah.
Speaker C
Like, wait, if you go to Japan, are you gonna go Don Quixote?
Speaker A
Oh, you know I will, girl.
Speaker C
You get the thing for the rice?
Speaker A
Yeah, I was gonna have those. If I had any left, that would have been my product of the week. Kat is talking about. I don't know if you guys watch. You guys probably watch Remy. Ms. Remy Ashton, but she made me get this little squirty thing that you put on top of your rice. It has soy and rice seasoning and egg in it. It's basically a seasoning for the rice that you, like, swirl around. Ms. Kim hates it, but I don't like it because it's eggy. But yeah, I'll get us some girl, cuz I miss it.
Speaker B
I like Nala.
Speaker A
Yeah. What else? Yeah, I'm going with laneige in Korea. Skincare brand. It's the powder that I wear. Laneige, I love your product lineage. Hello, Kiefer. I literally cannot get over our reflection. We literally look like news anchors or, like, the best realtors in town.
Speaker B
We are. I feel like this is, like, justifying my fantasy to be a news anchor.
Speaker A
Okay, would you like to tell us the weather? What is the weather like today?
Speaker B
The weather is, like, sweaty. It's hot. That's why. And it's time for a shot period. You see that hand?
Speaker A
She said my hair is getting frizzy. It's giving 50% chance of rain.
Speaker B
It is. It's giving silicone foreign.
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Speaker B
Oh, my gosh. I went to a consultation for, like, the areolas, like, boobies for, like. For, like, the future. It wasn't my appointment, but I was listening like, it was my appointment. Yes. And did you know?
Speaker A
Wait, we have to take the shot. Girl, this is not giving hat.
Speaker B
Hey, hey.
Speaker A
You're the one that wants to take shots. I'm not trying to get drunk. Cheers.
Speaker B
You swear like, a centimeter will do a difference.
Speaker A
Okay, Boobs is out and ass is out. O O. Heady. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hey.
Speaker B
She. So where I'm struggling, like, literally.
Speaker A
Kiefer, should we go out after this with our pin straight hair?
Speaker B
Don't give me a good. I can't even speak English anymore, and.
Speaker A
You wanted to take the shots.
Speaker B
Doesn't it feel good?
Speaker A
Not really. I feel fine. Okay. Kiefer. I keep. I feel like I've been calling you.
Speaker B
Keeper this whole time.
Speaker A
The past. Even last episode, I noticed I was Ms. K. My identity is.
Speaker B
Oh, girl, please.
Speaker A
Your bio is literally says a girl named Kiefer.
Speaker B
Oh, my God.
Speaker A
Girl named Keith.
Speaker B
I'm gonna put that.
Speaker A
I thought that was your bio.
Speaker B
No, just put my name is Kiefer. Yeah, a girl named Kiefer.
Speaker A
Girl named Kefir.
Speaker B
A T. Girl, period.
Speaker A
You were talking about sugar daddies earlier.
Speaker B
Yes, I was.
Speaker A
And I was telling you about how I feel like. And I don't know if I'm manifesting this or not, but I feel like I deserve to be in a sugar daddy era.
Speaker B
I feel like we are a sugar baby.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. Ew.
Speaker B
You want to be a sugar daddy?
Speaker A
No, I mean, like, I want a sugar daddy era. You know what I mean? Not me as a sugar daddy, but, like, I feel like I deserve a sugar daddy era. Like, why do I never have one? I just want to send, like, foot pics for 10k. You know, I used to.
Speaker B
I. I did a whole foot pic once. I got $20 for photo, but I'm.
Speaker A
Trying to find me one that will pay me, like, 10k.
Speaker B
Oh.
Speaker A
I just feel like I never went through a sugar daddy era.
Speaker C
It's so fun.
Speaker A
Oh, you have a lot to say, Kat. Yeah. How was.
Speaker B
Seems like you had a sugar daddy era.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
Wait a minute.
Speaker A
Would you like to enlighten us with your sugar daddy era?
Speaker C
My most recent one was last year when I was single, and in the course of 10 days, this is a man who. He would come and go in and out of my life when he pleased. And whenever he came, I was like, oh. I was like, hi, daddy. Like, I missed you. And when he came last time, I was. I, like, was recently single, so I was like, oh, my God.
Speaker A
Hi, daddy.
Speaker C
Like, I miss you. And I've never seen him. I never heard his voice. I never seen a picture of him.
Speaker A
Guess what I want.
Speaker C
But in the course of 10 days, he sent me 10K. It was great.
Speaker A
I don't even pay you that much.
Speaker B
Oh, my God. Where can I find a person like that?
Speaker A
Do you take referrals? Referrals?
Speaker B
You see how, like, I've never been in a relationship. I feel like that's the kind of man I'm looking.
Speaker A
I mean, I will always support it. Girl, you deserve. I feel like everybody deserves a sugar daddy.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
But me specifically, I want a sugar daddy era. Just an era. Like, I don't think I could be a sugar baby for a long time, but, like, I just want to be like, oh, yeah. Like, I feel like I'm a sugar daddy.
Speaker B
Like, we love expensive habit with that we don't have to pay for.
Speaker A
Exactly. I'm like, girl, I just want someone to pay for my Birkin or my ap.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker C
I feel like you want a provider era. Someone to be providing because you've been providing.
Speaker A
Speaking of era, I was telling Ms. K that I. I don't know if I want to put this out there, but, like, I really also feel like I want to go through a whole era. I never been through a whole era.
Speaker B
That is so scary for you, though.
Speaker A
I deserve a whole. I mean, I deserve.
Speaker B
Because if that door opens and if you let people know that you want to go to that girl, do you know how many men's will be rushing in that lore?
Speaker A
I mean, what can I say? Do you want a house tour?
Speaker B
Because I can take you to the.
Speaker A
First, second, third floor.
Speaker B
You know how, like, you know, you watch Bridgerton, right? Yeah. You know how, like, when they do the debut, and then the next day, all the men are, like, lining up with their flowers and giving that.
Speaker A
Well, you heard it here first, y'. All.
Speaker B
The door.
Speaker A
The door open. No, I really am such a fucking square sometimes, you guys. Like, I would admit that I am a little square, and I'm all talk, no action. Really, you guys? Because when a man actually. Ms. K would tell you this. Like, when a man actually shows interest at me, it's giving very much like.
Speaker B
Oh, it's giving DNA, then. Yeah, it's our DNA.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Because I get like that, too. Yeah.
Speaker A
Like, I remember when Ms. K would have to tell me if, like, Ms. K would be like, girl, he was flirting with you, because I just would never know.
Speaker B
And it's the way they would look at Brett. And then I'm like, do you not see how, like, he's, like, mesmerized?
Speaker A
I'm like, no. But also at the same time, I'm like, everybody looks at me like that.
Speaker C
No, no, Literally.
Speaker B
No, wait, I'm kidding. Let me tell you a story. There's this one time we went to New York, and then there was this guy talking to Brett. Okay. And then he Comes up to me after and he goes, is Brett single? I was like, no. And then he goes, do you think he would want me? And I'm like, yeah.
Speaker A
No, I still don't know.
Speaker B
I was like, you can ask him. He's right there. And he's like, I know, but I'm scared. I mean, like, look at. Look at him. And I'm like, okay. And he's like, so can you help me out? I'm like, he has a boyfriend. He would never go out with you. And I was like, you never know.
Speaker A
Yeah. But if you are listening, come. I'm single. Come in me. Come, come. Please come.
Speaker B
You guys, it's so hot. Is. It is, girl.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
I'm like, sweating.
Speaker A
Do you want to take a sec?
Speaker B
No, we.
Speaker A
Do you want to find.
Speaker B
We're fine.
Speaker A
No, I see you gloss. No, girl, I didn't also, I don't know if you guys could see, but I did Miss K's hair. Yeah, I know. You see this pin? Straight hair. We had to be twinning.
Speaker B
You can tell I'm like, sweating so much because, like, look, it's splitting apart.
Speaker A
New merch soon, by the way.
Speaker B
Oh, my gosh. Merch season.
Speaker A
And you will get it this time.
Speaker B
Ms. K. Oh, I don't have to beg for it.
Speaker A
Yeah. Are you okay now?
Speaker B
Yes, I am.
Speaker A
Girl, for somebody that keeps encouraging these shots, you be dying.
Speaker B
Because I never said I like drinking.
Speaker A
I feel good.
Speaker B
I feel like we have the opposite take. Because you feel good now, but I'm going to feel good later.
Speaker A
Yeah, no, I know.
Speaker B
This is exactly how we are, though, because I can. That's why I'm like, trying to drink as fast as I can. That way I don't try taste it.
Speaker A
Anymore and I'm just here. Anyways, we had, like I said, in the early beginning part of the video, Kat pulled up questions to ask drunk people and I.
Speaker B
Should we take a shot?
Speaker A
How many more? How much more minutes until two more minutes. Okay.
Speaker B
Wait, can I tell them a story for two minutes then?
Speaker A
Okay.
Speaker B
Okay. So remember the time when you took me to the Madrian Hotel in la?
Speaker A
In la, yeah.
Speaker B
In our hairspray era.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
So there was this one night where. Well, it was a morning night. I was trying to get ready.
Speaker A
What the fuck is a morning night? It's like dawn either morning or night.
Speaker B
When you know. You know when you wake up and it's still dark.
Speaker A
Okay. Like late, early morning.
Speaker B
Yeah. Morning. Night.
Speaker A
Girl. Girl, just say your story.
Speaker B
Anyways, so I was like, getting ready and I Was like, okay, I need water to clean up my sponge. And I go to this sink, and I was like, why is it clogged? And why is there food throwing.
Speaker A
Oh, my God.
Speaker B
Throw all over the. And like. And without, like, hesitation, I was like, trying to clean it up. I was like, I think it was me, you know? So I was like, I think it was my fault. I tried to clean it up.
Speaker A
I'll look away.
Speaker B
And then Brad finally wakes up. And I was like, I don't know what happened, but the sink is clogged. And then he goes, oh, yeah, I was throwing up in that sink. The whole. I was like, yeah, I just like, can't stick my whole hand in there and like, cleaning it. Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. That reminds me of prom, junior year.
Speaker B
Oh, my God. What happened?
Speaker A
Okay, so you. I think it had been your prom and then you were out for my prom. Yeah.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Okay, okay, okay. It was your prom. So for Ms. K's senior prom, I invited myself and my friends to go to a couple of the senior proms after party.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
And I got crunk. And I remembered before we went there, I had taken me and my friends to eat udon. And obviously we ate udon. And then I got so crunk, I started puking in. In the aft. In one of my friends after party hotel.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
And I remembered her just being so pissed at me because I clogged the sink. And she had to, like, I literally did that. I remembered her having to scoop up all my udon. Oh, my God. Yes. That's why I don't drink, you guys, because I'm a puker. Like, I really am like a very lightweight girly.
Speaker B
Cat will be scooping.
Speaker A
He ain't never poop or broccoli later. I've never. Have you ever experienced me? Yeah. In my cat experience, me poop.
Speaker C
That's a very classy drunk.
Speaker A
Yes. Because I know when it's time to start.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker A
And like, I am more like. Like, I would admit I am more of a ganja burn. Ganja burn. Girly.
Speaker B
Oh, girl, that's.
Speaker A
I'm not really a girl.
Speaker B
I'm more of a cat see me drunk.
Speaker C
Yeah. Driving her home. I think I had to stop like, twice so she could throw up.
Speaker B
We were driving back here.
Speaker C
Yeah.
Speaker B
We went to the club. That's when I got harassed. That when a girl kissed me out of nowhere.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker C
And I was a dd, as usual.
Speaker B
I literally was like, cat, like, on.
Speaker C
My shoulder, she said, cat, you need to stop the car.
Speaker B
I'm about to Throw up. And I did.
Speaker C
Yes.
Speaker B
In Nanakuli and then that windy road over there.
Speaker A
Yeah. Was it worth it, though, Going out that night? Why were you guys coming back here?
Speaker C
Because we were house sitting is when I moved back and you just left and she was showing me the ropes. But then we went out for somebody's.
Speaker A
Birthday and she was supposed to be training you.
Speaker C
Yeah. Yes.
Speaker A
She said yes.
Speaker B
She said that was missing.
Speaker A
This is what I do. Said, this is what I do. When Ms.
Speaker B
I was like, it's a drunk. So this is what you do when he's drunk.
Speaker A
I'm not.
Speaker C
Time for a shot.
Speaker A
Oh, period. That was your two minute story. All right, time for our third shot. Fourth. I get wet at the thought of you. Uh huh.
Speaker B
You know, I didn't really think about doing this on a Friday night at your house.
Speaker A
Well, I told you this yesterday that we're gonna get crunk.
Speaker B
I know, and I thought it was a good idea, but now we're doing it.
Speaker A
Well, we have. We. We're gonna watch Project Runway after Even Mind's Cat. Be so Serious. Girl, that's a full shot. Girl. Girl. Hell no. Girl, take somebody.
Speaker B
I'm getting to the point.
Speaker A
Fourth shot. Well, if it makes you feel better, we only have two more shots after this.
Speaker B
That's the worst idea ever.
Speaker A
Girl, you were so excited earlier. Girl.
Speaker B
Oh yeah.
Speaker A
Hurry up. I get back at the thought of you.
Speaker C
It's not going anywhere.
Speaker B
I forgot. I was literally just gonna throw it in the back, but then I was.
Speaker A
Like, we can take even smaller.
Speaker B
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Speaker C
I'll do a really little next one. Really, really little.
Speaker A
Like a splash, right?
Speaker B
This is the worst chaser ever.
Speaker A
We should do a lit episode too.
Speaker B
Oh, now that I'm excited for, right?
Speaker A
I'm not. Okay, okay, Ms. Caddy ask us questions to ask drunk people.
Speaker C
Okay, let's see. How many preschoolers do you think you could fight before you get overwhelmed?
Speaker A
How many preschoolers? Two. Two?
Speaker B
Yeah. I feel like the scream will overwhelm me.
Speaker A
I feel like I could do a hundred.
Speaker B
A hundred?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker C
Okay. Period.
Speaker A
I'm like, nobody overwhelms me. I also think, like, what did these preschoolers do to me? Do you know what I mean? Like, if they didn't do anything, maybe.
Speaker B
Like, just imagine like a bunch of.
Speaker A
E coming at you. Honestly, none. Because like, I would never beat up kids. But if these kids were like, I don't know, calling me the F word like a faggy.
Speaker B
Can I Water. Fire chaser.
Speaker A
Yeah, we're gonna Take a beat to get some water. I never thought that I would be babysitting you, Ms. K. I never thought either. Oh, wait. Also, I didn't even ask you, did you eat anything today?
Speaker B
No, the last time I ate was this. Oh my God. The last time I ate was lunch at 11 o'.
Speaker A
Clock. Okay, that's. You ate. You have something in your system.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, girl, not the tears. Why are you tearing up?
Speaker B
Because this is just so emotional. Like it's a roller coaster.
Speaker A
Tearing up is crazy.
Speaker B
It's not.
Speaker A
Okay. Oh gosh, I just saw myself in the viewfinder. I'd be looking reddish.
Speaker B
Girl.
Speaker A
I may be young but I'm ready to give you a.
Speaker B
Have you seen that trend where they said if you find out how to harmonize, you will never stop?
Speaker A
Oh, should we try? Yeah. What song? Golden.
Speaker B
Okay.
Speaker A
I was alone, I was a ghost.
Speaker C
I don't know if you're doing it right.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay, cat, next question.
Speaker C
Can you speak in an Australian accent?
Speaker B
Yes, mate.
Speaker A
Goodye. Bye.
Speaker B
Would you like some vegemite?
Speaker A
Would you like some shrimp in the barbie?
Speaker B
The barbie?
Speaker A
I don't know. I really want to go to Australia though.
Speaker B
It's quite easy, you know what I mean? Yeah.
Speaker A
You ate that.
Speaker B
He said that in a normal voice. You ate that, love.
Speaker A
Oh, wait, that's, that's.
Speaker B
That's English.
Speaker A
You ate that, mate.
Speaker B
You ate that.
Speaker A
Girl, we're gonna get cash. Hold on. I'm so sorry.
Speaker B
For anyone.
Speaker A
I'm so sorry.
Speaker B
If you're Australian, I'm Australia.
Speaker A
Like, what?
Speaker C
Crap. Period. What's one song guaranteed to get you on your feet no matter how drunk you are?
Speaker A
Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker B
Last dance.
Speaker A
Mine says last dance. Mine is always gonna be now. If you see an itty bitty piggy in the market, get a bitch a quarter and a cocktail. Yeah?
Speaker B
I'm like, yeah, that.
Speaker A
Miss, Miss anything. Nikki, honestly.
Speaker B
Now hold up, hold up. Bring the beat back, bring the beat back.
Speaker C
Okay, if you can eat any meal right now, what would you.
Speaker A
I didn't realize you were queuing me. I saw myself in the mirror. I'm like.
Speaker C
If you could eat any meal right now, what would you eat?
Speaker A
Us.
Speaker B
With every question, I would do some like, sinigang with corned beef and buffalo.
Speaker A
M. Just to piggyback from that. The pork sinigang from. From the Philippines. Shangri La, Shangri la.
Speaker B
Sour garlic rice that always gathers us. Literally. It was I. There's a. A point where I ate that every single day.
Speaker A
I mean, we did. It wasn't A point.
Speaker B
It didn't even matter what time it was. It was like at 3 o' clock in the morning. I was like, can I have a cine gown? And they're like, we'll see what we can do.
Speaker A
Yeah. Extra sour. Thank you very much.
Speaker B
And they always come up with it, period.
Speaker C
Oh, you guys. Okay, you two.
Speaker A
Okay, let me drink some water.
Speaker B
I just burped.
Speaker C
Okay, can you say the Alphabet backwards?
Speaker A
This is giving. Oh, wait. Z, Y, X, W, Y, U, V, T, A, U, V, L, M, N.
Speaker B
O, P. No, girl.
Speaker A
O, M, N, L, O, M, N, L, E. Yes.
Speaker B
C, D, A, C, D, B, A, A, A, A. Now girls and boys wanna sing with me next time?
Speaker A
Won't you eat this? Thank you. That was so off. I don't even think we said Q.
Speaker B
We did all the letters though, right?
Speaker A
Could you guys fact check this, please?
Speaker B
Because we said Z, Y.
Speaker A
Z, Y, Y. Girl, I'm not doing this right now. I literally feel like I'm gonna have a brain.
Speaker C
Okay. Have you ever woken up somewhere you don't recognize after a night out?
Speaker A
No.
Speaker B
No, I would never put myself in that situation.
Speaker A
Sobered me up. That question sobered me.
Speaker B
I know.
Speaker A
I'm like, girl, girl. No, I'm not that fun. Cat. I'm sorry. Like, I don't go out.
Speaker B
Also, I would never make my. I don't like being uncomfortable. And every time I'm drunk and like.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
In a place where I'm like, I don't know, I'm literally gonna take myself home. I don't know I. How or where I'm gonna go home.
Speaker A
Wait, so is your answer no?
Speaker B
I don't know.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. I don't know.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
So where was it?
Speaker B
What?
Speaker A
The weirdest place you woken up drunk?
Speaker B
Well, no, I have never experienced that.
Speaker A
You just said yes.
Speaker B
No, I did not.
Speaker A
Okay, Well, I have been. I've always woken up in my apartment or my house. I mean, there might have been times where I woke up.
Speaker B
Did you not know that you woke up in your apartment or your. Or your house?
Speaker A
I mean, there's definitely times where I'm like, how do I get home?
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
But never, like, why am I here? Yeah, no, definitely not, period.
Speaker B
I guess.
Speaker C
Yeah, period. If you could go out and out for the night anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Speaker A
Ooh.
Speaker B
Ooh.
Speaker A
I don't know why, but the first one I thought of is, like, probably like Thailand at, like the full moon party via White Lotus. Not be a White Lotus, but like, that kind of. Yeah. Hi, Lisa.
Speaker B
If I was to party anywhere, I would go to the North Pole and party with the elves.
Speaker A
Oh, you'd be the tallest one there.
Speaker B
I know, but honestly, like. Okay, wait. I have a question for you. If you would have to party, like, name two people that you would have to party, whose mythical creature would you party with?
Speaker A
I think I would party with definitely a fairy.
Speaker B
Okay, which fairy?
Speaker A
Oh, we have to date. Specifically a fairy. I feel like I would have a party with Tinkerbell. No, I feel like she would. She's a lightweight.
Speaker B
I would do Silverness the water girly.
Speaker A
Ooh, okay.
Speaker B
Or Rosetta.
Speaker A
I think I would party with Peppa Pig and Thor the Explorer.
Speaker B
Why?
Speaker A
I feel like Peppa Pig because she would just make me laugh.
Speaker B
Yeah, I'm Peppa.
Speaker A
Peppa Pig. You know what I mean?
Speaker B
Over there. Like, yeah, you want to go over there? You want to go over there? And then Dora's like, dora, I got the map.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
I would be like, dora, where's next?
Speaker A
Where's the after party?
Speaker B
It's a good part.
Speaker A
Yeah. I'd be like, dora, where are we going after? Yeah, she's like, backpack. Backpack.
Speaker B
Backpacking.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker A
And no one will rob us that night because.
Speaker B
Swiper, no swiping.
Speaker A
Okay. You.
Speaker B
Me?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
I would party with.
Speaker A
I love how you said mythical creatures, and I'm like, cartoon.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Or anybody. It could be any.
Speaker B
I would do with.
Speaker A
Take your time, girl. It's not like it was your question.
Speaker B
Yeah, so why am I answering it?
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Well, then let me ask you the question.
Speaker B
Thank you.
Speaker A
Kiefer.
Speaker B
Bitch.
Speaker A
If you could party with any mythical creature or any creature at all, really, what would you party with?
Speaker B
I would do Ms. Rosetta Stone. Ooh.
Speaker A
Okay.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Because she could speak any language, literally.
Speaker B
Yes. Yes. So we can party anywhere. And I would do Lucy.
Speaker A
Lucy from the movie Lucy. Yes. Because she's everything everywhere, and she can handle it, right? I'm like, yeah.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker A
Okay. I mean, would you want to mix, though? Because she already has so much choice in her. You can't mix alcohol with drugs.
Speaker B
She'll be fine. She already. She already did enough.
Speaker A
Yeah. She's like, I already. She was like, yeah. Y' all want lines?
Speaker B
She came back to life already, so period.
Speaker A
Okay.
Speaker C
Shot.
Speaker A
Oh, shit. Oh, these are really small.
Speaker C
Yeah, they're small.
Speaker B
You should take two.
Speaker A
No. How long has it been?
Speaker C
43 minutes.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. We have one more shot.
Speaker B
Thank you so much, everybody, for tuning in.
Speaker A
Okay, Kat, any more questions for me?
Speaker C
For us? What's the first thing you notice about somebody, Their teeth.
Speaker B
As for someone who struggled with bad teeth. Now that I fix my teeth, I. I usually just look at their teeth now.
Speaker A
Oh, mine has always, always, always, always been eyes and brows. Like here. Oh, what? Because I'm an eye contact person and I mean, I'm not like staring at somebody, but like, I do like making eye contact and I just. I don't know, I think I like people's. I don't know. It is, it's just, it's really just the first thing I notice is they brows.
Speaker B
Do you like a good eye contact?
Speaker A
It gets to a point. Yeah.
Speaker B
What makes you. What's a good eye and brow to you?
Speaker A
I don't think there's really a good eye or brow. Honestly, I've never been like, oh, that's a good eye and brow. But I. But if the question was like, what do I notice first? It's just the eyes and brows. But I, I love, I guess because I have like, dark eyes. Like, I love a man with like, darker eyes. I mean, colored eyes are always interesting and stuff, but like dark eyes and like bushy brows. Describing me, I'm like, I think mines.
Speaker C
If you could bump into a celebrity on a night, On a night out, who would it be?
Speaker A
Dead or alive?
Speaker C
Sure.
Speaker A
Both. Okay, I've been answering first. Let's have Ms. K have the table.
Speaker B
Whitney Houston. And for alive, it would have to be.
Speaker A
Okay. I thought him as a captain.
Speaker B
I only know them as like the. If. If. I don't know why. From like American actors. I don't know their names. I know their like, character names.
Speaker A
Yeah. I feel like I would have so much fun with Marilyn Monroe. Oh, my God. Like, I really feel like me and her would be like, girl. Yes.
Speaker B
I feel like she was a gay girl.
Speaker A
She was a great.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
I mean, she is a gay icon. But I'm like, she would have. I think Marilyn loved her gay.
Speaker B
Her birthday song is still amazing to this day.
Speaker A
And alive. I would have to just say Zendaya. Like, I would just be like. I think I would just stare at her like, yeah, twin, what's up?
Speaker B
What's up, Twin?
Speaker A
Right. So, yeah, Zendaya and Maryland for me.
Speaker B
I love that. And then what would you do? What would you drink with them?
Speaker A
I feel like with Zendaya, I would want to smoke. And then Marilyn, I would want to do coke. Not that I do coke or anything, but I feel like if I were to try coke for the first time.
Speaker B
In her birthday dress.
Speaker A
Right.
Speaker B
Oh, my gosh. That's such a good idea. Right? I feel like she does do, but.
Speaker A
Also, a part of me wants to drink wine with Jesus.
Speaker B
In that table?
Speaker A
Yeah, in that table. I want to be in the Last Supper. Like, serving? Yes.
Speaker B
In the table. On top of the table.
Speaker A
What would your pose be if you were in the Last Supper poster? Okay, explain that pose.
Speaker B
Oh, the beholder.
Speaker A
Oh. Like, oh, mine would be, like, ass on the table. Like this. Like, I would be at the end of the table, like. Like, serving, like, inches. Like crisscross applesauce, but maybe, like, type. I'm like, I'm not even that hungry. I want to be, like, the skinny one. I'm like, I know this is the Last Supper, but I'm gonna be skinny. I'll just have a great. Please.
Speaker B
If it was the Last Supper, what would be the menu?
Speaker A
I think the menu in the Last Supper was fish and bread. It's called you, Nikki. Yeah. I think they had fish and bread.
Speaker B
Fish and bread?
Speaker A
Yeah, fish, bread, and wine.
Speaker B
No. What would you want to eat there?
Speaker A
Oh, what would I want to eat? No. If I walked in the Last Supper and they had fish and bread, I'm like, where does sushi at?
Speaker B
I thought you was going to be like, where's the caviar?
Speaker A
Oh, true.
Speaker B
Where's the cream cheese?
Speaker A
Where do udon stay?
Speaker B
Oh, my gosh.
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker B
Can we go get udon?
Speaker A
I do want udon now. Ugh. Kat, can you make us ramen after this, please? Ramen, please, Kat. Okay. You got us so crunk cat.
Speaker C
Please, it wasn't mine. My idea.
Speaker A
Please make us run.
Speaker B
The cat doesn't like us. She's saying no. He.
Speaker A
We are going to cringe so bad at this episode.
Speaker B
I have to pee.
Speaker A
We can take a second. Girl, really?
Speaker C
We're almost done.
Speaker A
We're here. Yeah, go pee.
Speaker B
Okay.
Speaker A
I'm chilling. Okay. Ms. Caddy, while Ms. K is in the bathroom, do you want to ask me some individual questions?
Speaker C
Sure.
Speaker A
I'm actually surprised that I'm doing better than Ms. Kim.
Speaker C
Me too. Because she'd be going out. Okay. How are you feeling right now?
Speaker A
I'm feeling. I would say from the drunk scale, I would say 5 out of 10, period.
Speaker C
You look good. Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Thank you.
Speaker C
Looking good.
Speaker A
I think it's the glasses. Let me take that out so they can really see me for who I am.
Speaker C
What would you do if you're on a deserted island?
Speaker A
What would I do if I was at a deserted island? I would. Damn. I would honestly. I would literally be like, why the Am I in a deserted island right now? Like, what the. I feel like that would be the first thing I do is like, what the. How did I get here? And then maybe I would. Well, I never thought about this question before. Like, do I have anything with me? Because honestly, my first instinct would just be like, to check my notifications or go on live. I'm like, hey, y', all, I'm at a desert right now. Send me roses or send me some cactus. Period. Yeah, I would go on live.
Speaker C
How would you describe your job to a six year old?
Speaker A
You mean like E? Yeah, I feel like I would tell E. Like, oh, E. I make. I feel like I see the same thing with Cleo. And E is like, they just. I think. They just think I just make videos. I would just be like, I make videos and a lot of people watch it, period. I would just say that.
Speaker C
What's the weirdest text message you've ever received?
Speaker A
Honestly, not a lot of people have my number. I have. And I have two phones. I think the weirdest text I've ever gotten would probably be. I don't know. I feel like the question. It'd be better if you asked me, what is the weirdest DM I've ever gotten?
Speaker C
Let's see that dm.
Speaker A
The weirdest DM I have ever gotten to this day date, I would have to say is I think. I think there is, like, maybe schizophrenic people that like, DM me sometimes where I'm just like. Their DMs kind of, like, don't make sense in a way where they're, like, accusing me of, like, doing things to them in their sleep or like, just like. Yes. Like, someone one time, like, accused me of, like, cheating on them, and I'm like, I don't even know, you know what? Or just. Yeah. Like, I would just get random. Like, stalkerish. Like, DMS being like, you broke my heart. Or I know you're copying my videos, and I'm like, what?
Speaker C
What?
Speaker B
Yeah, you're gonna be very disappointed in me.
Speaker A
Why?
Speaker B
I threw up.
Speaker A
Really? And I bet you're sober now.
Speaker B
No.
Speaker A
Period.
Speaker B
Another shot.
Speaker A
Well, we have it. Has it been 10 minutes?
Speaker C
Yeah. Okay, y' all ready for the last one?
Speaker B
I am so sorry, guys. I can't hold it.
Speaker C
Which bathroom you threw open.
Speaker A
You can forfeit as well. Keeper. I'll take the last shot, if any.
Speaker B
Full shot.
Speaker A
Oh, no, girl. Hell no. I'll take my last shot. You don't have to take your last shot.
Speaker B
It's because I haven't ate.
Speaker A
That's fine. And don't take your last shot then, because we don't encourage two drunk mess in this house. Okay, stop. All right.
Speaker B
And for the last shots, the last one, Survivor. You guys, I think ever since that one night in Coachella, I made promise to myself.
Speaker C
Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
You know what is crazy? I know my new managers are watching this right now. Think. Hey, Mariam. Hey, Rana.
Speaker B
Hi. Nice to meet you guys.
Speaker A
Yes, I am a compulsive liar. Thank you. I know, I know because I told them I don't drink.
Speaker B
And here we are.
Speaker A
And here we are. And here they are.
Speaker B
A 40 minute. A 40 minute video of you drinking.
Speaker A
Here they are watching me get crunk and handle myself. Really cute. Silly, honestly.
Speaker B
I mean, you still look good. I'm like, look at me.
Speaker A
No, you are giving crunk.
Speaker B
I was crunk. I was literally spinning here. You couldn't tell.
Speaker A
Really?
Speaker B
Yes. I was like, God, I was dozing off for like the whole 30 minutes.
Speaker A
I was answering some questions while you were away. And one of the most interesting ones is what is the weirdest DM message you've ever gotten, Kiefer? I want to know.
Speaker B
It wasn't weird. I just thought it was like, what the fuck? It was the one. It's this rapper. He was like, hi.
Speaker A
I was like, hey.
Speaker B
He's like, unknown rapper, by the way. He's not like, whatever, whatever. He's just like a rapper. And then I was like, what do you want? And then he goes, can I send you music? I was like, for what? He's like, just to listen to.
Speaker A
That was the weirdest. Yeah, I highly doubt that. That's the weirdest thing you've ever gotten.
Speaker B
It is, period, though, because a lot of them are always like, can you pay for this? Can you pay for that? Oh, my God. I need help paying for my college tuition fee.
Speaker A
What is like, the most famous person that ever been in your DM?
Speaker B
Brett Monroe, literally.
Speaker A
I'll be in your DMs every Thursday then. Because I'd be tagging you on.
Speaker B
No. Yeah. And I was like, God, why is this person tagging me?
Speaker A
I think the most famous person that ever DM'd me would be Ariana Grande.
Speaker B
Really love.
Speaker A
What about to like, like, famous person that wanted me. Yeah.
Speaker B
Can we name a name?
Speaker A
I don't even think famous people want me.
Speaker B
Brett, this is not fair. How you still look good and I look like crap.
Speaker A
Kiefer. I don't even feel good. I think, wow, it's the Leo in me.
Speaker B
That you're feeling and the outside does not match, girl.
Speaker A
Okay. Period. Thank you.
Speaker B
You're welcome. I'm like, just take the compliment. I know you want to say, you.
Speaker A
Know I would take the compliment. Oh, yeah. Because I'm a Leo. Like, you know what I will never understand is when people don't know how to take compliments. I'm like, just take it. I don't. I. I don't think I've ever had a moment where I'm like, no, I'm not.
Speaker B
If anything, I'm like, it's the look behind. Like, are you gonna say it again? No.
Speaker A
If anything, I'm like, keep going.
Speaker B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A
Like, what else do you love about me?
Speaker B
Like, how do you say thank you after a compliment? Like, do you compliment them back or do you.
Speaker A
Like, I always go back for a compliment or I always go right or.
Speaker B
Or like. But what if, like, you don't know what to compliment them with? Let's say you like.
Speaker A
Okay, let's say I always know what to compliment back.
Speaker B
Okay, let's say. Let's say a person walks up to him like, oh, my God, I love your hair. And then you look.
Speaker A
Okay. Let's say it's you. Okay. You're gonna say, yeah, okay, wait, I'm facing this way. You're gonna tap my back.
Speaker B
Yeah. And then just pretend like I'm like, I just woke up. Hair, messy, whatever, whatever.
Speaker A
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker B
Hi. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. You're hair the way it feels. Flip that way.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. Thank you so much. Your blush is so red. I love it.
Speaker B
I felt like me making you blush or.
Speaker A
Are you drunk? Okay, okay, one more time.
Speaker B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm. I'm give you a variation.
Speaker B
Yeah. Oh, my gosh, your hair, it's like Medusa.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. And you smell so nice. I love the smell of Don Julio off your breath. See?
Speaker B
Not.
Speaker A
Okay, okay, again, again, again.
Speaker B
Okay.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. If it isn't my favorite realtor.
Speaker B
Okay, that's not helping.
Speaker A
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. One more time.
Speaker B
One more time. Okay, Never mind.
Speaker A
I always have a compliment back.
Speaker B
I know you do.
Speaker A
You're always. You've seen me at my meet and greet.
Speaker B
Oh, yeah, girl.
Speaker A
Like, I'm really like a compliment to girl. If anything, I. I feel like I don't do this, like, often, mindlessly or. Not like that I know of. But like, sometimes I be complimenting people just so they could compliment me.
Speaker B
Oh. So, yes.
Speaker A
Like, this is your favorite. Okay, Give Me, a fishing hat and a hook. Yes, I am.
Speaker B
I guess, I guess, I guess.
Speaker A
Girl, I love a good compliment. I feel like compliments are always the best icebreaker.
Speaker B
I get shy. I'm really good. I'm really. I'm really good at giving compliments, but I hate receiving compliments.
Speaker A
Oh, I cannot relate.
Speaker B
Yeah, I just don't like being the center of attention.
Speaker C
Anybody or like a cute boy.
Speaker B
Just anybody, really.
Speaker A
That's a damn lie, girl.
Speaker B
No, let's say, like a person. Be like, oh, my God, you're so gorgeous today. I'm like, thank you. So are you. See?
Speaker A
And you, you said thank you. You agreed and you said a compliment back.
Speaker B
Okay, so you keep doing it.
Speaker A
You do be doing it. But me, girl, I'm always like, oh, my gosh, you smell nice, Nami.
Speaker C
Do you want to take a whiff?
Speaker A
I love your hair, Nami.
Speaker B
I love your hair.
Speaker A
I'm like, oh, on their face. Your outfit is amazing.
Speaker B
Takes a.
Speaker A
What about me that you like?
Speaker B
Your outfit is amazing. Can you take a picture of my outfit? Right?
Speaker A
Oh, my God, you're so good at taking pics.
Speaker B
You should take mine.
Speaker A
You know what I mean? Oh, cat's yawning. Girl, it's late.
Speaker B
That means it's only 4 o'. Clock.
Speaker A
How long has it been?
Speaker C
It's been. It's been an hour.
Speaker A
Oh, okay. Period. It's time for Product of the Day for. Would you like to start? Let me put you on the spot, girl, because somebody didn't bring product of the day.
Speaker B
Yes, I did. Okay.
Speaker A
What is it? Oh, okay. Why is that your product?
Speaker B
It's.
Speaker A
It's good for fidgeting and holding the mic on.
Speaker B
Holding the mic and a bracelet, even. And a ring.
Speaker A
Where did you get that?
Speaker B
@Thebaddestradiomerch.Com.
Speaker A
That is not where you got that from.
Speaker B
You should sell this as a merch.
Speaker A
Honest, girl.
Speaker B
Like a mug like this iconic. Like, have you ever seen a mug this square?
Speaker A
This square? Oh. Oh, yeah.
Speaker C
I can't wait for Bretman's because he gave me this and I don't know what it is, so I can't wait for him to tell me what it is.
Speaker A
What? That.
Speaker B
Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, you guys, this is my favorite thing I ever got in Japan. I lost the cap for it, but it's. Whatever. This is the Kiana rice pack face mask. It's just a rice face mask. I love it so much. Literally, like, the day after I use this, I'm glowing.
Speaker B
Can I have really? Well, have a little bit I just want to feel the texture.
Speaker C
How long do you put on your face for? I thought it was conditioner.
Speaker A
Really?
Speaker B
It doesn't give a consistency.
Speaker A
It's like rice, but it's also very rice. Right.
Speaker B
It's giving like sticky rice. Yeah, yeah. You.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. Excuse me. You leave it on.
Speaker B
Oh, my God. Like, you know those. Like, you know this. Have you ever. Okay, so in the Philippines, if you don't have glue, we use rice glue.
Speaker A
Oh, my God. Yeah.
Speaker B
And it literally looks like that. So you put like, you mix, you take a sticky rice and you like spread it like this and you stick it on like a glue.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's true. I remember doing projects like that.
Speaker B
Yeah, it reminds me of that.
Speaker A
It's just a face mask made out of rice. My skin loves it. I feel like I'm glowing every time I use it, especially the next day. And it's just my favorite.
Speaker C
How long?
Speaker A
15 minutes. 10 to 15. Yeah.
Speaker C
And you. And then you do your skincare after.
Speaker A
Yeah. And then I was. I was also gonna bring the one that I got from Don. Don Donkey. Dondon. Donkey has a version, but it's with sake rice. And it's really stinks. It does. Girl, you're smelling things.
Speaker B
Oh, the.
Speaker A
I guess, girl. But yeah, I love it so much it makes me glow. My skin loves rice. But that's the video, y'. All. We're crunk. I'm so scared to watch this video because I already forgot what we talked about.
Speaker B
I can't believe I threw up.
Speaker A
I can't believe I handled my liquor better than you.
Speaker B
I know.
Speaker A
That has never happened before. And we got it on camera, girl.
Speaker B
So delay footage.
Speaker A
Deleted.
Speaker B
Deleted episode. The episode that they never want.
Speaker A
Literally. I hope you guys enjoyed this video. I actually had so much fun filming it.
Speaker B
I did too. But I think we should do it non alcoholic next time.
Speaker A
We should do a lit episode.
Speaker B
Yes.
Speaker A
Maybe after our holiday episode.
Speaker B
Oh, my God. Yes.
Speaker A
But Michaela, where could they find you?
Speaker B
You guys can find me anywhere. M I S K A Y E period.
Speaker A
I've been calling Ms. K. Michaela Kiefer.
Speaker B
Ms. K. No, literally, I'm. You've been giving me a lot of names and maybe one day I want to change my name to Michaela. You never know.
Speaker A
It's just because like Ms. Kayla, like. Yeah, you kind of give Michaela. Does she not give guys comment down below?
Speaker B
If she gives Michaela, do I get Michaela?
Speaker A
How would you spell it?
Speaker B
M S K A Y L A.
Speaker A
M S K A. Ms. Kayla.
Speaker B
The.
Speaker A
S is silent, Ms. Kale.
Speaker B
So it's Michaela.
Speaker C
Michaela.
Speaker A
The S is silent.
Speaker B
Yeah. Okay, Ms. Kayla.
Speaker A
Anyways, we get it, Cat. We get it.
Speaker B
You're tired.
Speaker A
You're tired and you want to make. Is the ramen already. Okay. Anyways, you guys, everything is at Bremen Rock and the baddest radio everywhere. Please give it a thumbs up. We have to end this episode and.
Speaker B
You will find out if Cat gave us ramen.
Speaker A
Yeah, we will see you guys next episode. We love you. I'll see you guys on the Halloween episode.
Speaker B
Girl.
Speaker A
Bye, Beach. I'll see you next Thursday. Yeah. Don't forget to follow rate and, like, you can follow me at BretmanRock on everything and follow the podcast at the baddest radio on all social media.
Speaker B
Bye, Beach.
Speaker A
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