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spk_0 Take your clothes. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Holy shit. Holy shit. Holy shit.

spk_0 Okay, Tom. This is incredible.

spk_0 Yep. Welcome to another episode of two bears won caves.

spk_0 Oh, shit. I hit pause. Fuck. God. Tom. This is insane. This isn't this is the greatest thing I've ever

spk_0 ever been watching adult footage in virtual reality. So what's going on? What are you seeing?

spk_0 Okay. There is a Russian chick in a red dress. Okay. Is she sucking my dick? And Tom, I have

spk_0 abs. I have limited cubes. I have skinny legs. My jeans are to the left. I'm in a nice bespoke

spk_0 kitchen. I got it. Oh, no, I'm fucking her. No, I'm fucking her. Oh, hold on. You don't

spk_0 have to thrust. You can just watch. No, it's kind of cool. I'm on the same timing. He is. I

spk_0 wish you could touch her. You could try. Nope. I'm going right through her face. Okay. Okay.

spk_0 Holy shit. Tom, this is next level. Pretty cool stuff. You should bring this to Riyadh with you.

spk_0 Something tells me that might not go well. You don't think so? I don't think so. This is insane.

spk_0 This is crazy. This is the future. Welcome. Why would you ever date a chick? Why would you ever go

spk_0 out to a bar? Why would you ever do anything when you can just bang tens for real? I got to try

spk_0 jerking off with it. Well, not for real. It's virtual. It feels real. It feels real.

spk_0 It feels real. That's why you probably get loop into it. Let me shut her up. She's still talking. Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah. Let me see. Let me see what she's doing now. Hang on. I'm going to have her doggy style.

spk_0 Okay. Hey, just shut up woman. I just heard something. Yeah. All right. She's I'm going to put

spk_0 her to sleep. Okay. Dude, I'm ready for a fucking robot check. Yeah. They're available, man. You

spk_0 can afford it. You should do it. So you can you can design them. They're $3,000. Should we make

spk_0 one and fucking bring it? Okay. Would it be creepy if we made them and we made them look like

spk_0 people we know? Yeah. That'd be super creepy. And you're like, Sarah's gonna come over to my house.

spk_0 I want you to meet my robot chick. She's like, wow. I'm going to look. It's got a Southern accent

spk_0 and everything. That's really cool. That's really cool. But wait, why is she pregnant? I was like,

spk_0 I don't know. I like to better when she was pregnant. This is a really good idea for you. Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah. That is that it's a serotee. That is the coolest thing I've ever seen.

spk_0 She's thrilled. Check out Sarah's new special. Yeah. There you go. There's a good way to spin it.

spk_0 So is that was that your first time watching? I've held off all week. I've

spk_0 I've seen just for a moment. I've seen porn in it. But it's just like you're watching a porn.

spk_0 That interactive one is yeah. Crazy. That's pretty crazy. I would like that for I've always said

spk_0 this for a long time. But I'd like that for a podcast where you could put on the VR goggles

spk_0 and sit here and you feel like you're just sitting with us talking to us. That'd be fun.

spk_0 Oh, be really fun. That'd be very cool. Yeah. That'd be good, man. How are you feeling?

spk_0 I feel great. What did you think about Jimmy Kimmel's monologue when he came back? I'm going to talk to you

spk_0 since. Yeah. I mean, I think he he did exactly what he set out to do. You know, he addressed things.

spk_0 He was emotional and he was there was jokes and there was points made. I mean, I think like

spk_0 monolog wise, it was probably a 10 out of 10 for what he was aiming to do for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

spk_0 I mean, I don't know. You know, there's other ways you could have done it. But I think he did

spk_0 everything that he wanted to do. He addressed the the obvious. Like I said, there was like some

spk_0 heartfelt stuff in it. There was jokes in it. It was kind of exactly what what you were looking for.

spk_0 Yeah. Yeah. It did massive massive numbers that episode. I kind of think maybe Donald Trump had

spk_0 money invested in ABC. These are smart guy. What if he was like, yeah, move my money over to Disney.

spk_0 I'm going to light up their fucking numbers. No. I don't think so. I mean, could you do that though?

spk_0 Is that manipulating the market? Well, there's a lot of things that can manipulate a market. But in

spk_0 this case, I'm not sure what you mean. You think he was just like, I'm buying a bunch of Disney shares.

spk_0 And then I'm going to try to fuel this fire. So okay. Just a just a just a thoughts park.

spk_0 Half the country loves whatever Donald Trump says. Half the country. I'd say not I'd say less than

spk_0 half, but there's a solid quarter of the country that absolutely hates everything he says. And then

spk_0 I say there's a quarter that's kind of like, you know, more centrist. They go back and forth. But we

spk_0 have a lot of people who are in the nation. Right. So if he says tomorrow, if he goes, fuck,

spk_0 fuck Nestle. Nestle is a bunch of fascists. They they're communist organization. Their politics

spk_0 is bullshit. And I say we boycott Nestle. He knows that his words will affect half the country. But

spk_0 he knows it'll spark like a solid number that's going to start supporting Nestle no matter what.

spk_0 Right. So when you have that kind of power, you can in essence manipulate the market or at least

spk_0 have friends that can benefit off you. I mean, the same way he goes, we're going to war. Let's

spk_0 give contracts to these companies. You could be it's like, almost you just got to get close to

spk_0 Donald Trump and listen to what he's thinking or playing seeds and that. Yeah, all that. I think

spk_0 you're you have a point like you he can manipulate. I mean, they'd be interesting to think like,

spk_0 but the long term fallout of this Tylenol thing is that's kind of like, I mean, don't you have

spk_0 a perfect example is he says Tylenol causes autism. And you're like, and you're like, yo.

spk_0 I mean, and by the way, immediately the World Health Organization, American Medical Association,

spk_0 Doc, everyone's like, there are no studies to support this whatsoever. He's like, I got a gut feeling.

spk_0 And it's it's fucking great. The thing that's like interesting is, you know, you do something

spk_0 like that. And if you have influence, you're definitely open to like major legal action,

spk_0 right? Because you can affect people like consumers, buying habits, you can affect share prices.

spk_0 You know, this is a still evolving story, but like, you know, like there's legit. I mean,

spk_0 I feel like if it were anybody other than a sitting US president, you were to seem like aggressive

spk_0 tactics immediately from them. Instead, they were like, what? What are you talking about? And so,

spk_0 but that doesn't mean that that's over, you know, that could evolve over time until like something

spk_0 serious, legally, you know, because because of the influence. You know, I never fuck with a

spk_0 sheet of men if I'm nice. I never fuck with it. I never I can tell you look like a real I can

spk_0 put together guy. Yeah. I don't fuck with it. I don't fuck with it. When I go like, hey, what

spk_0 is what's birthday and away from that fucking day? Get seriously. See the man. Yeah, I asked my mom

spk_0 if she ever took a seat of men if in and she said when they were pregnant, they weren't allowed to

spk_0 take anything. I believe that she goes when we were pregnant, we weren't allowed to have coffee,

spk_0 we weren't allowed to have anything. It was clean, it water, no sodas, no nothing. And that was the

spk_0 old school thing. And then it's kind of a lack stop. I think Europe is to blame because Europe was

spk_0 like, like Europe's like, you can drink wine. And then as soon as you drink wine, you're like, well,

spk_0 I can definitely have a seat of men if in. I mean, I can have a couple smokes. What's the thing?

spk_0 Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes I'll see not all the time, but every once in a while, I'll see a pregnant

spk_0 woman smoking. And I always give her a nod and a wink, you know, because I'm like, do it. Do it.

spk_0 I saw I saw I wanted to write this as a joke, but I didn't because it just seems creepy, but I don't

spk_0 mind telling you it. So the last I was the last time I was in New York. I took the subway.

spk_0 And I saw a girl holding a baby. And I was like, that I was like, wow, I've gotten old. She is way

spk_0 too young to have a baby. And then she started breastfeeding. I was like, nah, she's not too old.

spk_0 And I watched her breastfeed. Oh my gosh. I'm glad you only saved that for me. Nobody else will find

spk_0 that. It's sunglasses on. I was like, I'm not she's not doing. She's got to be at least 20, right?

spk_0 25, 26. How was that session? Was it cool? It was it was weird. It was weird because everyone watched

spk_0 her breastfeed. Like when you breastfeed like that, everyone watches. Yeah. It's a kids out.

spk_0 Yeah, but it's like so normal. Did push breastfeed. Yeah. And did she breastfeed in public?

spk_0 She seems like she would have been a public breastfeeder. I mean, if she yeah, but always with like

spk_0 there's like a cover you've got. She put a cover on. She put a cover on. But you still were locked in.

spk_0 Yeah, I was still dialed in just. Yeah. No part of your brain was like, oh, just let that

spk_0 person do that in private. No, I scootered over sat next to her. I was like, it was like,

spk_0 hi, I'm Bart. She was like, I'm breastfeeding. And I was like, that's crazy. That's your name.

spk_0 And you're doing it. Oh, it's so crazy. What's your tits such like? Can I get a peek? Hey,

spk_0 I'm thirsty. You got an extra one over there. Yeah. Yeah. That's cool. That's cool.

spk_0 Is that one of your searches? Do you like breastfeeding videos? No.

spk_0 No, you know what I'm really into right now? No, you know what I'm really into now? Have you seen

spk_0 freeze porn? Freeze porn. Yeah. I don't think so. It's a break it down for you. Girls having a

spk_0 problem with her remote control in her hotel room. And the maintenance guy comes up and she

spk_0 berates him, right? She's like, listening, you piece of shit. This remote hasn't worked the entire

spk_0 time. I've been messing with it. And he goes, why have a new remote? She goes, let me see it. And he

spk_0 frees his her. And then she's like this. And then he just proceeds to undress her and fuck her.

spk_0 The whole time. And then the long freezers are on freezer. And she'll be like, wait, what are we

spk_0 all? And then a freezer again? It's kind of interesting. And by the way, the same guy does

spk_0 all the same two people do all of them. Like that's, I think that's their niche. That's a good lane

spk_0 to be in. Yeah. It's kind of fun because it toys with no consent. It toys with it, but they

spk_0 always consent towards the end. Right. Like they on freeze. I mean, the girls like, how did you

spk_0 know this is what I wanted? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, you know, right. Freeze porn. Freeze.

spk_0 Yeah. Freeze. You've never seen, you're not watching porn anymore because you're all the way in

spk_0 Texas when you're watching porn. Oh, you have to like register to watch it. You should set up. You

spk_0 should get an ID and get someone else's ID. Get Zolo's ID and get an account. Yeah. Oh, he's

spk_0 already registered. So that's fine. Would you be comfortable with America knew your porn searches?

spk_0 Kind of. They're not that crazy. So yeah. I mean, do I want it out there? No. But I guess it

spk_0 wouldn't like ruin me. Wouldn't ruin me. But I think I think I would want it. It wouldn't ruin me.

spk_0 But I don't, I have the time I look at porn. Yeah. I'm looking for a joke. I'm looking for a joke

spk_0 about porn. Oh, right, right. Like I'm not, I'm not looking for the real thing. And then if I see

spk_0 something that I don't recognize, it happens to get hard. You're like, I guess I should tug on it.

spk_0 If I see something I don't recognize, where I'm like, wait, what's that? What's that? Yeah, that's

spk_0 fun. That's what I was like, yeah. Like, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well,

spk_0 freeze. I'm going to look up freeze. Yeah. I bet we can find one for you. This porn is the best

spk_0 porn I've ever seen in my life. Oh, that. Yeah. That's the best porn I've ever seen in my life.

spk_0 Did I have not put mine on in over a year? Really? Have you jerked off to it?

spk_0 When I first got it, yeah. Oh, I'm definitely doing that. Yeah. Shutting the lights out. Yeah.

spk_0 Then you like, you forget that you're wearing it and you like walk into a desk as you're coming.

spk_0 Oh, fuck. Yeah. I heard myself a few times with that thing on. Oh, you serious?

spk_0 Now it was the porn really, but with like some of their games because you're like, you know,

spk_0 you're like moving and then also you walk into a wall and you're like, oh, fuck. Yeah, it hurts so

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spk_0 because I don't know if it's normal with her kids. But like me and her husband are watching TV,

spk_0 watching great documentary on Randy Rhodes, great documentary who lose God, a series of them about all

spk_0 these rock stars tragic endings. But we're watching TV, having a cocktail, and her niece,

spk_0 is like a foot from an iPad with headsets on watching a Korean lady assemble,

spk_0 recipe, move things like move like rice in a package, so over here with an arm, and then move

spk_0 rice. And it's like a Korean lady and the Korean lady looks at the TV screen every now and then goes,

spk_0 and then just moving stuff in a factory just over and over. And I was like, I can't be good for her.

spk_0 And that's what kids watch it. Do your kids watch that kind of stuff?

spk_0 How old is your niece?

spk_0 I'm a four or five.

spk_0 To birthday today. Five.

spk_0 Yeah, I mean, things like that I feel like are for a certain day. So they were watching, you know,

spk_0 not that exact thing, but shit of that nature in that age range. And then I think you start to

spk_0 notice that like every not even a year, like every few months, six months, maybe you see these

spk_0 escalations in what boards them and what entertains them. So things that were like seemingly mundane,

spk_0 which are become mundane to them. They're like, I don't want to see that shit. That's for

spk_0 little kids. And then they kind of evolve, you know, but they were doing, they were watching those

spk_0 kinds of like count this and like, yay, the voice is like, you're a cutie pie. And they're like,

spk_0 and they just stare at it. But they're like two, three, right? And then every year, it kind of

spk_0 progresses more. And then yeah, now they're like, when I see me play this game, I'm going to rob

spk_0 this guy. And then I'm going to hit him in the head with a hammer. And you're like, okay. So you're like,

spk_0 fuck. So there's like, it's just, um, you know, a thing that evolves as they age.

spk_0 Is it the quickening though? Is this good for kids? How often do your kids just, how often do

spk_0 your kids walk out the front door and then come back like 10 hours later?

spk_0 Well, that's a good question. I mean, we encourage it a lot. Sometimes when they're like, you

spk_0 know, I'm bored, can I watch something and we're like, no, what can I do? Like go outside. And then

spk_0 they resist it. And then they're outside. And you're like, where are they? Right? And then it's,

spk_0 you have to drag them in, which is kind of normal, I think, you know, like you're just encouraging

spk_0 them to be out there, play outside, do something out there. They'll be reluctant. And then they're

spk_0 loving it. So it kind of goes, I think, both ways. These phones are addictive. Yeah, for sure.

spk_0 We don't let them do iPads during the week. For real? Weekends. Yeah.

spk_0 So when they come home from school, first of all, we're like, you know, they got home from school.

spk_0 They chill for a little bit, um, you know, play. And then it's like, all right, like we're going to

spk_0 get ready. Like if they have an activity like jujitsu or something, we'd do that. And then it's like

spk_0 dinner. And then after dinner, it's like cleanup. And let's do homework. So we do, we do homework

spk_0 like right after dinner. So it's like, you should down into homework with them. Yeah. Yeah.

spk_0 A lot of times it's like they have to, um, they both have reading every day. So we, like,

spk_0 one of us will read if I'm home, right? I mean, obviously I'm on the road a lot, but I'll read

spk_0 with one. She'll read with the other. And then we just go over like any other homework you have,

spk_0 like math or language stuff. And we just sit there and kind of just supervise it, you know?

spk_0 It's funny because they're, you know, they're still at the age where the homework is, I mean,

spk_0 it takes 10 minutes max. It's not, it's not daunting homework. And they, they both are good at it.

spk_0 So they're both like, this is the easiest shit. And you're like, great, do it, finish it. And then

spk_0 they just do it. And you're like, okay, you're done now. But getting them to do it is the

spk_0 fucking thing, man. They're always like, I don't want to, let's do it later. I'm like, what do you

spk_0 mean later? It's fucking 730. Like let's just do it. And then you're done, dude. And it's such a thing

spk_0 to get them to start. And then they do it in like 10 minutes. And you're like, yeah, you're done,

spk_0 dude. Do they, are they like, are they like Texas kids? Do they still have a little bit of LA to

spk_0 them? Well, they're pretty Texan, brother. For real? Yeah, I mean, yeah, they're real boys, boys.

spk_0 And then, you know, they're pretty active. Like, you know, they're doing sports, ones playing drums.

spk_0 You know, like they're, they're into like certain types of activities. And they're always like,

spk_0 when can we go to the gun range? So yeah, they feel like Texans. Yeah. Yeah. Are we shooting

spk_0 two, two, three's today? What do we got? I'm like, all right. So yeah, holy shit. That's crazy.

spk_0 They would have been soft. The liberals, if they had been raised out here and now they're just

spk_0 redneck Republican. No, who knows if they're going to end up being like, how y'all doing? I mean,

spk_0 it could happen. I don't like that. That's crazy that you get that as a kid. I never thought I'd

spk_0 get like woke liberals for kids. Yeah, you have to woke to woke, woke, woke,

spk_0 woke, liberal daughters. Yeah. They're still innocent to my kids, both kids though. So I don't,

spk_0 you just don't know what's going to, you know what I mean? Like, they're still pretty naive and

spk_0 innocent to like the world. Yeah, I don't know when the girls, I think over the pandemic is when

spk_0 the girls got woke. That makes sense. That's, and it's like a time that would like pivot somebody.

spk_0 I think the thing that happened is during that time, they had friends transition.

spk_0 And I think, and then I wasn't very obviously, I was just who I am. And I was like, I was never,

spk_0 I was misgenerating everybody. And that's when they'd like get defensive.

spk_0 Like, God, God, you have to do it right. Just try. And I'd be like, oh, fuck.

spk_0 It's just tell me what, what it was when it started. Yeah.

spk_0 What it was when it started. And then, and then tell me what it is right now. And I'll do,

spk_0 tell you what it is. I'm like, I'm a fucking jumpy hoops for a fucking kid. I've known

spk_0 fucking five minutes. Who's like, so are they checking you all the time on like the things you say,

spk_0 the way you speak, like things like that? Not, not, not Georgia.

spk_0 More, not, not, no, I live in Georgia. I think once they went to college and they got,

spk_0 they've got pretty grounded. Although, Georgia's a little, yeah, I don't know. I said,

spk_0 I made a joke. I saw for, I was, I think I told you this already, but I saw that we were at college,

spk_0 I don't, I don't know, I was college and I noticed that the trend, by the way,

spk_0 I'm talking wildly responsible. I'm just telling you what I saw. But I noticed that a lot of the

spk_0 trans people at her college all had canes, they'll have the, uh, canes, yeah, like canes. And so

spk_0 not that chicken tenders, but the actual like, I'm a, they were disabled also.

spk_0 A lot of a lot of, I mean, from what I saw, this just my, you saw a cluster

spk_0 for disabled trans people for disabled trans people. Okay. And I called them a trans slam to

spk_0 Eila. And because it was for them and she did not laugh. And she was like, Dad, stop.

spk_0 And then I was like, it's a good joke. She was like, yeah, but you know, she doesn't like,

spk_0 she didn't find a, I think Georgia would have laughed. George, I think Georgia, you know what

spk_0 happened with Georgia and maybe not so much, Aila, but when Georgia went on the road for fully

spk_0 loaded, she was around, uh, David tell, um, big J. Ogerson and Shane Gillis. And I think they kind

spk_0 of broke the woke out of her. Like they made a right, they got her to laugh and stuff. They made it,

spk_0 they made it, well, she, the first joke, Shane had a joke about, uh, about going back to a plantation

spk_0 and the black guy talking to him weird. And he was like, go back to your quarters or whatever.

spk_0 You know, in Georgia went like this. Like, whoa. And I went, what? She was, you can't say that.

spk_0 I mean, when he just did, she was going to be not supposed to laugh at it. And I was like,

spk_0 you have a stadium full of people just did. She goes, okay, can I laugh at it? And I go,

spk_0 did you find it funny? She was like, yeah, but if I, some of these you laugh at it, you get in trouble.

spk_0 And I was like, no, it's not how it works. And then it tell, it tell when I'm right after.

spk_0 And he was like, I like, I'm not, I mean, I feel bad doing a tell joke because,

spk_0 because I don't want, you know, I want to burn any of his material, but it was something about

spk_0 pubic hair. And it was, it's just awesome. And Georgia laughed out loud. And then she goes,

spk_0 I think David tells my favorite comedian. And I was like, he's everyone's favorite comedian.

spk_0 She was like, God, I like the aggressive stuff. Like I like it. And I was like, yeah. And then

spk_0 you know, I think Ila is probably less woke because of fully loaded. She did two years of fully

spk_0 loaded also. But, but Georgia and Daisy came out that first year and they were, they, and those

spk_0 guys just, they broke it out of her. They turned it into a regular person. Well, that's good.

spk_0 They, it's good that they're, honestly, the best thing is to be exposed to all of it. Yeah.

spk_0 And then figure out who you are. Like Georgia, Georgia was never going to mischender or mispronown

spk_0 someone. Yeah. Neither will I. I will, I will, I just probably will. I don't, yeah, I just,

spk_0 like I say, bro, to everyone or dude or hey guy or yeah, yeah, yeah. And that always sucks when

spk_0 you do that, like it coughing, you're like, thanks, big guy. And then I'm a girl. And you're like,

spk_0 all right. Okay. Yeah. She was in bro. Thanks big guy to a girl. Definitely hurts.

spk_0 I said big guy to a girl. I said big guy to a girl. I did not know it was a girl at all. And I was

spk_0 like, because there's certain ones that like actually you go, people say, what's up guys? And like,

spk_0 hey dude, what's up, bro? You say that to, you can say that to a girl. And like if she's,

spk_0 you know, not super defensive, like it works. I was like, what's up? But you're like, what's

spk_0 up? Big guy. It's different. I mean, it was, I mean, I just, I'm just saying when I saw

spk_0 it was a big fella, it was a big guy. I was like, okay, you dye your hair a little bit. It's a

spk_0 some earrings. That's the big man right here. Yeah. I was like, what's up big guy? She's like,

spk_0 and she was like, I'm not a guy. And I was like, okay. And then I was like, sure. And then I was like,

spk_0 you big bitch. I go, if you're not, if you're not, okay, if you're,

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spk_0 a only fan star yet? I don't know. I have no idea. I know that we had submissions. What's where are

spk_0 we with that? By the way, I have a business pitch for you. Oh, I have a business pitch for our fans,

spk_0 but a business pitch for you that I want to feel and I would love to group workshop.

spk_0 Group workshop. But yeah, all right. Yes, I'm already in. Hey, my name is Ken. I'm 27-year-old

spk_0 newlywed from the Midwest. I have an existing only fans that didn't make it due to lack of

spk_0 falling wanted to keep my identity hidden at the time. I would love the opportunity to work with

spk_0 you guys. I'll be open to revamping my current OF or starting fresh. I do have some experience

spk_0 with modeling in my early 20s. I love your idea of doing something different rather than just

spk_0 filling all my holes, laughing my ass off. Although everything has a price, right boys? Let me show you

spk_0 guys. Let me let the show you guys love the show. You guys keep my husband and I like, okay, great.

spk_0 All right. Let's see these here. Yep. Nice. Very nice. Oh, it's really really nice. Yep.

spk_0 Very pretty. She's very pretty. Yeah, she's very, uh, she's, uh, she's got, let's just break this

spk_0 down. She's got fantasy quality, right? Yeah, she looks like a new bile. Right? Is that the right word?

spk_0 I don't know. Like she doesn't look like she's, we found her at a gas station. No, no. Yeah, she'll

spk_0 say she reads. She probably likes Lord of the Rings. Like I think a lot of our fans are going to be

spk_0 like, Oh, yeah. I could get into a chick like this. Yeah. She seems really, really pretty. She

spk_0 seems cool. It's great option. I bet you could put on a bunch of different looks. Yeah, for sure.

spk_0 Yeah. Maybe she does cosplay shit. I guarantee you she'll probably does cosplay. Yeah. All right. This

spk_0 is a really good one to consider. I mean, you're the ultimate. This was your idea. So you're

spk_0 going to have to be like, it's this person. Okay. But, um, yeah, that's a really good one. Let's see

spk_0 who else. Okay. Oh, oh, yeah, baby. Fuck yeah. Wow. Wait a bring it. Wait a fucking bring it.

spk_0 Some of them just get it, dude. Some of them just fucking get it. Yes. Yes.

spk_0 You're listening right now or watching because we're probably not showing you this. Uh, this is a

spk_0 woman who is posing. Um, you seeing her from behind. One leg is up and then she has a bottle,

spk_0 a full bottle of porosos, um, in her no no hole.

spk_0 I mean, there's so much to this picture to break down. I love the light herring on her under thigh.

spk_0 That's so sexy. The little peach fuzz there. I love her nails. I love the tattoos on her fingers.

spk_0 Her, her heels have been, have been, have been worn down by a pedicurist. She's at, I would love to see

spk_0 what she looks like. Okay. What is there any more written here or? Oh shit. Okay. Okay. Oh, wow.

spk_0 Oh, she's got a whole thing going on though. Real Delilah. Well, give her a plug anyway.

spk_0 Real Delilah. Delilah.com. Yeah. Okay. Oh, she's all tatted like you like. Yeah.

spk_0 I'm Delilah. I'm a small town Wisconsin. Milf who's been spreading my wet flap on the internet

spk_0 for five years now. I'm most known for taking large and all capital letters, fantasy dildos,

spk_0 and of course my porosos video. Oh, there's a video. Hey guys. She made a video.

spk_0 Is there a video? Maybe she posted one somewhere. Yeah.

spk_0 That would be, yeah, a thing, I guess. So, but I think this, this woman actually,

spk_0 I mean, she has a website like this. She's the real deal. She has a real deal. I love to see

spk_0 this video, but she is the real deal. I'm sure the video, maybe on Twitter, X,

spk_0 that's where people post wild shit. Really? I haven't been on X and Prepper. I was on what's,

spk_0 yeah. See? So she has, this is like another level of professionalism. This is like what,

spk_0 oh, fans, the poor osos bottle and pee. It's one of her go-to videos.

spk_0 Oh, look at that. This is where I get the freakyest from piss content to random insertion.

spk_0 And more, I promise. Full nude pics, Naked Tick Tocks, Naked Legos, full length videos,

spk_0 thirsty Thursday, pee content, random insertion, solo content with dildos of all sizes,

spk_0 boy girl content. She's really doing it all, man. This woman is really, oh, there's Twitter.

spk_0 I wonder if she has a, see it right there? Right where it's, yeah. Yes. Yes.

spk_0 Oh, she hasn't posted. All right. Well, she's keeping it. She got 226,000 followers, bro.

spk_0 Oh, she's legit. Yeah. Yeah. This is a pro, dude.

spk_0 I mean, we'd be bringing a fucking pro onto the team when I think it's better,

spk_0 easier to break like a new talent. Right. Someone you can manipulate more.

spk_0 Not manipulate, but you know, just help grow. Yeah. Help grow. Yeah.

spk_0 Okay. I mean, this is someone that we would be like, she does guy and girl content.

spk_0 You'd be like, yo, we're going to do a fan contest and the fan gets sex with her on only.

spk_0 There's a guy that I follow and he's like, bro, my dog, my boss said I got to stop fucking chicks

spk_0 online. Bro, I'm having fun. I'm having a good, you know what I'm talking about?

spk_0 What's this? What's this? Okay. Here you're on the hunt for first OF model.

spk_0 Here's my angle. I'm currently medium attractive. I want to be hotter. I can't, I come in as your

spk_0 OF model in progress. I love this. Perseidious that I want, simple like teeth,

spk_0 like cosmetic work, maybe a trainer, nothing crazy. The audience gets to be involved,

spk_0 follow along as I get hotter. So the glow up can be secondary content in a relatable and funny way.

spk_0 I'm experiencing the kink that's seen, plethora of stories to share. I'm passionate about my craft,

spk_0 somewhat self-aware, self-deprecating, shameless, committed, etc. It could be more

spk_0 dimensional than just a simple OF. I'd be open to candidly sharing procedures I want,

spk_0 sharing stories from my past, etc., etc. It would be my dream to work with two of my favorites.

spk_0 I think I'd come in more like, I'd come in more like the Tom of OF where I enjoy the crafts

spk_0 and experience as opposed to being driven by fame and attention like Bert. Okay.

spk_0 Oh, past her. I don't know, here's her screen grabs. They're pretty good.

spk_0 She's cute, man. She's attractive. Are you seeing? No, I'm fucking stuck on that last sentence.

spk_0 She really, she really thinks that I'm just stuck on fame and attention.

spk_0 Well, I mean, she's not, you know, she's not crazy.

spk_0 Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, that was, I mean, there was playful. I don't think she meant that

spk_0 like super serious, just a little bit. Okay. All right. These are another one we need to see.

spk_0 Let's do the next one. Turn on the location. Okay. Oh, these are like DMs.

spk_0 Oh, nice. Oh, a guy? A guy. Oh, I'm entering, oh, my wife.

spk_0 I think she should be awesome fit. She's so excited about the possibility. Okay. So this is like

spk_0 the, the Pimp husband. Okay. Very beautiful. Sure. Yeah. Eating pizza. Yeah. I think, um,

spk_0 did you see this person before? I don't know. She ate a lot of pizza. Yeah. Well, it's not

spk_0 sticking to her. I mean, she's really put together, man. Like that's the kind of prototype body,

spk_0 right? Yeah. No, you're not into it. I don't, I mean, I just feel weird about like, uh, I want to

spk_0 deal with it directly. I don't want to have to go talk to her husband. Yeah. Yeah. It's like,

spk_0 if we come up with a weird idea, husband's like, what did you say? And you're like, yeah. Yeah.

spk_0 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got you. I just would rather talk to like one entity. Okay.

spk_0 Oh, here we go. Oh, we see him set up my page set up my of O O F page. Please,

spk_0 Bert, he just targeted you. What? I think we had to readdress our fans' relationships with us.

spk_0 Please, Pimp me, Bert. It's just for you, bro. Oh, no, this is me. Can you Pimp me, please, Tom? Okay.

spk_0 Tom, why don't you answer me? Please, Pimp me. I'm sending my cock again. Please.

spk_0 God, he's got a great cock. It's pretty crazy. All right.

spk_0 So when it's that big, you can't even get fully hard. That's just angled down. It's kind of

spk_0 kind of interesting angle. So that's, we haven't heard from a guy yet. Another guy's got a hog.

spk_0 Yeah. We definitely use him. Well, yeah, you need both, right? Yeah. All right. I think we're good

spk_0 here. That was great. Okay. So are those all our submissions?

spk_0 I think those are, I mean, look, this is going to keep coming in for every. So I said, we wrap it.

spk_0 I say we put very succinct like a one best photo up. We do a carousel on on two bears YMH.

spk_0 Okay. We'll both share it and we'll let our fans vote on who our only fans model's going to be.

spk_0 Okay. And so you have to, you have to make it to the carousel to be considered though.

spk_0 Yeah. You got to make it to the carousel. Yeah. Okay. And so we've got our carousel, right?

spk_0 Yeah. I think so. We're going to have to like offline it and just yeah, we'll offline it.

spk_0 Get our carousel and then we'll post it and then you guys pick which we want and then,

spk_0 and then we'll find a fun introductory video that she can post on only fans that everyone's

spk_0 going to go, wow, I want to go see her only fans. I think it should be, I think it should be like

spk_0 a crib's type style video of her body. Oh, like, okay. So I can't like so open the door and go,

spk_0 hey, everybody, this is my crib's and she's like, come on in. These are my tits. And then she

spk_0 talks about her tits a little bit. They're a little smaller, bigger. People really,

spk_0 oh, guys always pay attention to my nipples. You know, maybe and maybe it's closed on so that

spk_0 everyone's kind of like, maybe like, like, you know, it's like, like like yoga pants,

spk_0 like a revealing outfit. And it's just like, and she walks us through her body and her favorite

spk_0 aspects. Guys always love my feet. These are my feet. I want to show you that. And then,

spk_0 so it's like a crib's tour of herself. And then, you know, you kind of were born to do this.

spk_0 I feel like me that was that's a good idea for this. You want to hear my best idea ever?

spk_0 I'd love to. I came up with it with Brian Urlocker and, uh, and Chase Rice yesterday. Okay.

spk_0 And I, they're on board. They like it. And I think you'd be on board. We got to find the right

spk_0 city to do it in. So I asked Brian Urlocker, uh, ex-bearers, linebacker, all-famous, crazy. I said, uh,

spk_0 what do you miss most about professional sports? And Chase played, uh, played football over at UNC

spk_0 as well. I said, what do you guys miss most about professional sports? And their answer,

spk_0 and I'm curious, like, what do you miss most about sports? You're asking me now? Yeah,

spk_0 yeah, you played college football. I did not. Um, but the thing that I,

spk_0 I think the most, honestly, the fun thing that you miss the most, I think it's the same

spk_0 as amateur sports people and professionals because I've hung out with ex-professionals.

spk_0 And you kind of see this is that even there, though they're the higher level,

spk_0 the thing that's the same is camaraderie, like hanging out with the guys. The lockers. And like,

spk_0 yeah, like that's the most fun, whether you're 17 or 30, it's, it's the hanging out,

spk_0 bust and balls bonding over, bonding over things that suck to a day's shitty practices,

spk_0 watching film, getting made fun of by your coach and the film. Like that happens at every level.

spk_0 And even when you don't make it to the pros, like you still have, like I still have friends from

spk_0 high school and we still will talk about, remember that fucking thing? And then the pros just talk

spk_0 about it, you know, for longer, they work up to the highest level. That's what I think. That's my

spk_0 business pitch, which is a locker room. We create a locker room. You create a locker room in a city.

spk_0 You create a locker room. And so it's got a gym. You got a, you got an equipment guy that

spk_0 meets you right when you walk in the door. He's out of shape, he's shorter than everyone. Maybe he's

spk_0 got a list. He's like, what's up, Tommy? How you doing? You're like, hey, Zach. And he's like,

spk_0 hey, got your locker ready for you. Doc's got you on on Zofrex. Like, you know, like, so you got

spk_0 a doc, you got the whole locker room. You recreate the whole thing. You got a strength coach.

spk_0 You got conditioning coaches. You got a real coach who's like a therapist.

spk_0 But you have a missing ingredient that you that's tough to manufacture. Black dudes.

spk_0 They're tough to get. But also, yeah, whether you're amateur or pro, you have a unified goal.

spk_0 Right? So if you go, this is the locker room. You have all this shit. People just show up.

spk_0 It could be like 24 hour fitness. You're just like, yeah, I'm here to work out. You need a

spk_0 unified goal. Yeah, that's going to what's going to help drive the bond. Okay, I love this. I love

spk_0 see, this is what I, you know, this is what I love is when you take an idea to someone and they

spk_0 help you figure out how to make it better. Right? Yeah. Where they don't just go, well,

spk_0 it's stupid. Why would I just go to a gym? You're like, no, that's not about the gym.

spk_0 Right. It's about the hang and it's about Saturday morning, showing up. Like, you go to the,

spk_0 you go to, we call it, we don't even call it the locker room. Maybe we call it the facility.

spk_0 Right? You show up at the facility and you're you're you have laundry done there. You everyone

spk_0 wears the same shit to work out. You have a gym. You have a strength coach. You have conditioning.

spk_0 Everyone shows up. Maybe locker room hours are like six to 10 every morning during the week days

spk_0 and on Saturdays, everyone shows up at the same time and you have like, you have a goal. Maybe

spk_0 your goals are on Sundays. Maybe, but I love that camaraderie. No one's got a name. Everyone's

spk_0 got a number. You walk in there like, what's up? 44 and you're like, how you doing? So it's almost

spk_0 like and then it's almost like fight club. You go out into the city and you're out to dinner with

spk_0 your family. One guy with a locker room walks by and you're like, 22. He's like, what's up? 44 and

spk_0 your wife's like, what the fuck was that? And you're like, don't worry about it. But it's fun.

spk_0 Yeah. It's a fun thing. It would be a fun way to a fun approach to

spk_0 it's for guys that loved busting balls, loved the energy of high school locker rooms that don't

spk_0 technically want to go to a equinox or a crunch or and don't want to get it. Don't want to get a

spk_0 trainer. No, no, no. Here's the other thing. How do you you got a so the thing about

spk_0 the sports thing is that everyone wants to be there because they want to play that sport.

spk_0 Right. So you kind of deal with who, who shows up. But if someone's just showing up,

spk_0 like, how do you filter out like this? Well, you don't want there. You're right. What you're saying

spk_0 is right because you do have to have a goal that filters people out. You have to have a physical

spk_0 goal because the one thing I noticed when I did the bench press against the bottom of the boys

spk_0 is that having a goal in mind, meaning like if I like I knew that if I did every exercise,

spk_0 the perfect way, no matter if I failed at it or succeeded at it, if I did it perfectly.

spk_0 And failure was even better because if I if I can only get two 75 three times, I still went for

spk_0 all six because I knew that those extra three were the thing that were going to get me there.

spk_0 And I never phoned it in. And I said, if I just do the hardest work, then I'll achieve that

spk_0 goal. And when I watch those guys do bench press, like Jason Kelsey and and and Taylor and Will,

spk_0 what's so funny, Tom, is their bench press was closed script because that's where they that's

spk_0 where they push from. And I was like, oh, they're they never worked out to look good. They worked

spk_0 out to be able to throw bigger men off them. So if you have that goal in mind as a team,

spk_0 I think it creates it. That is in your right that creates the camaraderie that creates the hard work

spk_0 that creates the bust and balls of like bust your ass a little harder and and high tide raids out

spk_0 raises all the boats. But what is that thing? And then and then maybe maybe this is a franchise where

spk_0 locker rooms play other locker rooms. Maybe we're creating many sports teams. Yeah, you got to create

spk_0 the you got to have create some ultimate competition because you go to the locker room to get ready

spk_0 for the thing. Yeah, you got to have something, you know, it's got to be. And if you're getting

spk_0 like middle-aged dudes, you don't want it to be violent or like super explosive. It could be like

spk_0 those those those those those kids in Miami. I envy those football teams in Miami. Those all

spk_0 young black kids where they go around, they're like like well, watch you wear it and they're all wearing

spk_0 apple watches. Have you seen that? No, they're all wearing apple watches. Is it charged and like

spk_0 now they just have mine? They all have on Apple watches. It's all about the fit. They do fit checks.

spk_0 And then the my favorite one ever oh, they're not even high school. They're like eight years old.

spk_0 Oh, they're little kids. They're little kids. They're little kids. And they're like the best one is

spk_0 said that kid that like dresses people down like old motherfuckers like that. Yeah, I tried to get

spk_0 them to two bears. Five K. Yeah, that kid was hilarious. He's hilarious. He's like I got obsessed with it

spk_0 with it because he was like he's like, who's your celebrity crush? And everyone says Lotto. Lotto.

spk_0 And they're like, why are you like Lotto? And they're like slim thick. And he's like, what do you know

spk_0 about that slim thick? He's like seven years old. He's like seven. Yeah, he's like saying what you

spk_0 know about that slim thick. Look at this old ass looking boy. He's so young. He's never respond.

spk_0 No, they never responded. I think it's someone who probably it's like a parent who's like,

spk_0 yeah, I'm not gonna hire my kid out, you know, maybe he should because I the kids talented.

spk_0 If our next 5K, I'd hire him to work the field that little kid. The best is to do another 5K.

spk_0 We should do another 5K. That shit was too fun. Oh, such a great. I was such and do you see how much

spk_0 weight jelly's losing? Dude, he's so last time when we saw him at that last 5K, I was like,

spk_0 God damn, good on you. Like he'd lost 100 and like 20 pounds or something. You're like, God,

spk_0 damn, he's still a big guy. Yeah, big dude. Now he has like just like a medium build. Like he's lost,

spk_0 he had to have lost another 100 pounds. It's crazy. He is doing, you know, I was listening to Gary

spk_0 Brecca on someone's podcast and he was talking about he flew out to jelly texted him and said,

spk_0 do you work with fat people? I mean, let's never get it twisted. Jelly, jelly is, I gotta be

spk_0 honest with you. It's chicken in the egg kind of scenario. We came up with this stupid 5K idea,

spk_0 but I don't think it was going anywhere. I think we were like, yeah, we'll do it. Let's do it.

spk_0 Maybe we were toying with it. And once jelly said he was going to do it, that started the ground

spk_0 swell of people wanting to do it and people wanting to follow jelly's journey. But jelly's the

spk_0 inspiration. Jelly decided to do all the hard work to get to lose the way to do the 5K.

spk_0 And he probably, Gary Brecca was like, do you work with fat people? Gary Brecca flew out. They

spk_0 got a private jet together and they were and Gary Brecca shared all this and jelly never shared

spk_0 with any of them with us, which is, is jelly was saying, you know, he had to sleep on his

spk_0 legs. He slept on his back. He had a chance of choking and aspirating and that he'd wake up

spk_0 every morning. Thank God he was, he lived through the night and that and they got all his blood

spk_0 work back and he was just like devastated like shit. I'm in bad shape. And then and then to

spk_0 look at where he is today. It's incredible. It's so incredible. Yeah, I saw a picture of him posing.

spk_0 I think in Italy and like wearing like designer clothes and you're like, oh shit, like, yeah,

spk_0 this. Look at it. What the fuck? Dude, he's unrecognizable from where he was two years ago.

spk_0 That's great. He looks fantastic. If you type on jelly on broadcast, he was he was he had been

spk_0 partying that night before. Like I think he was doing coke the night before and he came in hot.

spk_0 And he was and he was large and but man, he looks great. Yeah, now absolutely. Yeah, that's crazy.

spk_0 Just just go. Oh, yeah. Now look at that dramatic dude. That is dramatic.

spk_0 Stramatic. That's from 22 holy shit. So yeah, he's at his full close to his full max there.

spk_0 Yeah. Oh, he's wild. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome dude. I'm happy for him. But yes,

spk_0 we will definitely do another one. We should do another 5k. We'll reach out to jelly and see if we can

spk_0 all be in the same town at the same time for the same thing. That'd be red. That'd be red.

spk_0 Let me take it. I got to piss so bad. I don't know how I turn this back on. This is crazy.

spk_0 It's a real person. Oh, back. Yep. Hang on. You good? Yep. Oh, I did it was P. That's crazy.

spk_0 Yeah, what happened to the Russian? She's still here. Dude, you can see her fillings. Like it's crazy.

spk_0 You can see her fillings. Like it's it's a real person. She seems nice. She seems nice.

spk_0 She's a little skinny for my taste. She's small. And I wouldn't mind if the guy looked a little

spk_0 bit like me. Like it would be cool if I get avatar of the guy up, you know. Oh, right. And

spk_0 dress him and be like put a fit bit on him, you know. Yeah, yeah. Put a little more hair on his

spk_0 on his arms. I don't mind seeing the abs. But like his dick is like glistening. It's a pretty

spk_0 sweet cock. I would like a little smaller. Yeah. Like just a sort of a little more believable.

spk_0 Yeah. But it's crazy. She's like a real person. And you can totally see like,

spk_0 they're called VR bangers is the is the company make America hard again. You're acting like I

spk_0 haven't owned one of these for a year and a half. Can you imagine if your kids got a hold of one

spk_0 of those? No. No. Can you imagine if your kid was like, Hey, dad, can I, can I want to play

spk_0 a video game? And he's like, wait, what the fuck? Holy fuck. No, that would definitely overwhelm

spk_0 a small mind. It would overwhelm. It's almost like I'm going to say this. It's almost like

spk_0 getting well. Well, I was thinking it was more like trying drugs to young. But yeah, yeah. I mean,

spk_0 it's like it shouldn't happen to you at that age. If you could, if you could, what's the

spk_0 perfect age to give that to a kid? To a kid? Yeah. I mean, like, like meaning for if it was me

spk_0 or you, like at what age would you have like to have received that? And been like, I'd be like,

spk_0 I'm going to spend some time alone. I mean, I think it's definitely

spk_0 better to put that off as long as you can. I think that would have been the seventh grade.

spk_0 Now that's too. If I got a seventh grade, seventh grades when I like really got into

spk_0 jerking off now, but wreck you, dude, it would wreck. It would wreck what you would have done,

spk_0 like trying to meet and get with girls. It would wreck it. And it did for lots of people in different

spk_0 ways. And I'm sure it's still happening, but seventh grade is too young, bro. It's too young.

spk_0 You don't want it that early. Hey, you want it at, if you're going to do that, you want it after

spk_0 you've had some real life experience. I think it's bad to have it before real life experience.

spk_0 It's not going to help you. No, I think it would hinder you. It's like it's almost like someone

spk_0 teaching you in a motorcycle, but all you know how to do is pop a wheelies. And you're like, you

spk_0 have to learn how to make it to a figure eight and not drop it. Did you get a bike? No.

spk_0 Where's your going to? Yeah. What happened?

spk_0 You were close. Yeah, I don't want to talk about it. Same way you don't want to talk about Saudi Arabia.

spk_0 That's what I got shut down pretty hard. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. You have no idea. Yeah.

spk_0 It was like, it's like right now that our big deal is a puppy, because you know, we put down

spk_0 a Mac and Izzie's just so sad. And you can just see it. The dog just our other dog just is like,

spk_0 you know, I had a life and I just sit in this house by myself. And I'm trying to commit

spk_0 to getting a puppy. I want to get another bull mass of puppy just to bring life back into the house.

spk_0 Mac was so full of a life. And the animal do it. And it's one of those things where it's like,

spk_0 you know, I bust balls and bust balls and bust balls. And then she's like, hey, we ain't talking

spk_0 about this no more. And then you're like, oh, okay, this isn't even a joke anymore. And so then you're

spk_0 like, I guess you okay. She doesn't want to do it because she doesn't want to deal with another.

spk_0 She doesn't want to have to. She doesn't have to potty train a dog. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's it.

spk_0 I mean, makes sense. Yeah, but it's just it's like, I don't think anyone should just have one dog.

spk_0 Oh, we phrase that. If you're going to have one dog, just always have one dog. Never get to.

spk_0 Right. If you get to, you never want to go back to one. If you get to, you're going to be like,

spk_0 yo, I, it's almost like you spend less time with your dogs when you have two because they play

spk_0 with each other. And then you're not going to break them up playing with each other. But the one

spk_0 thing that is sucks is like with Mac, I had, I always cut it with Mac, Leanne always cut it with

spk_0 Izzy. And and and George always cut it with Mac. I'll always cut it with Izzy. And now it's just,

spk_0 it's like Leanne and Izzy. And I'm just sitting there going. Who's my dog? Yeah. And she's like, we'll go

spk_0 to the cat. And I was like, oh, just go get why don't you, what happened if you just show up with

spk_0 another dog? I mean, Arizona soon. That's where we got Mac and that's where we got Mac and Izzy.

spk_0 And no, no, Priscilla, Priscilla, we got from a math house, a game math house. What if you just

spk_0 went to the, what? Yeah. What if you went to the breeder? You just took photos with the dog and

spk_0 be like, how about this guy and send him and she's like, all right. You know, I think our breeder

spk_0 reached out to Leanne. She's like, I heard about Mac and Leanne's like, don't reach out to me.

spk_0 Don't talk to me. I think Leanne shut it down. Right. So then you go and you initiate. Yeah.

spk_0 You know, is it Connie, Korsow or Kane Korsow? I don't know who you're talking about.

spk_0 The dog. So I've been looking all I do is look at dogs. All I do is I've dogs remind

spk_0 algorithm. I'm looking at puppies and Korsow. Connie. It's Connie Korsow. How I've always been

spk_0 told I would said, but everyone online is calling it a Kane Korsow. And I'm wondering if they're

spk_0 mispronouncing their own dog breed. Yeah. I mean, sure feels like Kane, but I don't know.

spk_0 We have pronunciation. See if it says, because you're Italian, Tom. Or you're Italian adjacent.

spk_0 Right. How do you say it? That looks like Kane by the phonetic thing. Kane Korsow.

spk_0 Kane Korsow. I'm not pronouncing it that way. No, no, no, no, no. The correct pronunciation is

spk_0 Kane Korsow. Oh, people who don't know better because of it say Kane. Oh, but that also is just a

spk_0 Reddit thread. I believe Reddit. Reddit's never wrong. So Kane or Kane, I've never seen

spk_0 that before, bro. Connie Korsow's a bad dog. What's the drop down say?

spk_0 Oh, this is a different version. Maybe this will be on your speech.

spk_0 Speechmodification.com presents how to pronounce.

spk_0 Kane means dog in Italian. Stress the first syllable. Kane. So it's Kane. Korsow.

spk_0 Korsow. Kane Korsows are bad ass fucking dogs. So it's doggo Argentina. I really feel like I

spk_0 get to say, wow, I really learned something from you today, Bert, but it is Kane Korsow. That's

spk_0 pretty good. Kane Korsow. So is it an Italian breed? Is that why?

spk_0 It's an Italian master. It's basically an Italian breed of master and they're beautiful. Look

spk_0 at that dog. That is beautiful. They're gorgeous. Yeah, they are.

spk_0 Only the prettiest dog that's around is a doggo Argentino. And that dog is pulling doggo

spk_0 Argentino doggo Argentino right there. All right. This dog. Look at that. White. Look at that.

spk_0 The second one over. Look at the chest on that fucking dog. Yeah, dude. He's fucking yoked.

spk_0 Dude, he looks like a kangaroo. What's the background on the?

spk_0 What's the story? These are, I think they're pig hunting dogs. So I think they're like,

spk_0 they used to go around and hunt wild boars in Argentina with them.

spk_0 All right. So the doggo doggo is fucking hilarious. The doggo Argentino is an Argentine breed

spk_0 of large mastiff. It was bred in the early 20th century and called it a lie in central Argentina,

spk_0 primarily for large game hunting. Wow. That's insane. First, the legal here or illegal.

spk_0 It says why are doggos illegal in the US? Oh, they're not illegal. They are legal to

spk_0 own nationwide. Although some cities and counties have local restrictions on bands on the breed due

spk_0 to concerns about their strong prey drive power and potential for aggression, which necessitate

spk_0 proper training. The breed was developed for big game hunting. That's a beautiful dog.

spk_0 First time I saw that dog, we were born hunting in Hawaii. And they had big, thick collars on it

spk_0 with tracking devices. And they had like six of them and they were losing their mind. And

spk_0 they're like, oh, yeah, they'll grab the board. They'll hold the board down until we find it.

spk_0 And we'll use the tracking device to find them. Holy shit. And bro, look, imagine if you got

spk_0 that pup, dude, wait, let me see the pup. Dude, come on. And then you teach him to be your

spk_0 like, that's the thing about Mac is we taught Mac to be our apocalypse dog. Like this dog will

spk_0 protect the house. And is he is the one that follows you everywhere, sits at your feet,

spk_0 anywhere you go, is he is, but Mac stood at doorways waiting for people.

spk_0 And his favorite place to sit was at any doorway that where the door was open, he'd sit and guard it.

spk_0 Oh, I miss that fucking dog. And then I could get one of these and just I'd get another

spk_0 bullmastive. I bullmastive is the most amazing breed I've ever had in my entire life.

spk_0 Dogs are the best. Dogs are the fucking best. I know. I miss having dogs.

spk_0 Or cat guy now. Yeah, we've cats. We have multiples now. We got another cat.

spk_0 Wow.

spk_0 There are the I have to say I've been pleasantly surprised that these guys are awesome.

spk_0 They really are.

spk_0 Do you know really cool? I know you guys are really good friends with Marilyn Rice Cub.

spk_0 Yeah. She's got the best cat in the fucking world.

spk_0 Really? Have you ever seen her cat? No.

spk_0 Type in Marilyn Rice Cub's cat. It's just this is the baddest cat you're ever going to

spk_0 her cat is fucking awesome, dude.

spk_0 Holy shit. Her cat would protect her. Look at how big that goddamn cat is.

spk_0 That's what I'm saying. That looks like a wild cat. What is that? Is that a bobcat?

spk_0 It's I think it's a Savannah monitor. Holy shit.

spk_0 Savannah cat. I'm sorry. Savannah cat.

spk_0 Wow. Dude, her cat fucking rocks.

spk_0 That's crazy. I got to hit her up about this. This is not.

spk_0 Dude, if you're getting another cat, get one of those. I think the only place you can have it.

spk_0 I got to be honest with you. I don't even know if you're allowed to have it in Texas.

spk_0 Holy. Oh my god.

spk_0 The lag on that thing. Yeah, that I mean that really looks like a wild cat, bro.

spk_0 Never heard of this. Isn't it funny that I could tell you like I know that animals that people

spk_0 have based on Instagram? Yeah, that is really nuts. What is Savannah? Oh, yeah, Savannah.

spk_0 Right. So it's a mix between this, a serval. Yeah.

spk_0 Wow. And then a domestic short here and it breeds us with this Savannah cat.

spk_0 Yeah, but this is a wild cat, bro. Look at this. Oh, yeah. It can jump like 10 feet.

spk_0 I believe it. Probably more.

spk_0 And it gives you those doe eyes and you're like, what a sweet little guy.

spk_0 Then it just comes up and mulls your face. That's a badass animal.

spk_0 Holy shit. That's so cool. So much we learned today. We are almost at the point of declaring an

spk_0 OF person that we're going to try to promote. I had no idea that there was such thing as a

spk_0 con a of course, so

spk_0 Argentine doggo, a doggo Argentino. Yeah. Mary Lynn has this the best like a wild animal in

spk_0 her house. And we and listen, hey, if you're out, we're going to do another five K.

spk_0 We're going to do another five K. And if you're out there and you're saying to us, hey,

spk_0 Bert and Tom, that locker room idea is not that bad. Can I give you a soft pitch on it?

spk_0 And I go, yeah, we'd love to hear it. And then I'd love to figure it out. Most I think it has

spk_0 happened in Austin because you're there. And I'm there more often than not. Okay. Let's do it,

spk_0 dude. Awesome. Awesome. This is awesome. This is fun. Hey, just come back. Just come back alive.

spk_0 Okay. I love you. Okay. Just come back alive. Don't read anything. Don't just come back alive.

spk_0 See you next time. I don't go back to this.

spk_0 There's not a chance in hell that they'll keep clean. Here's what we call to bears one cake.

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